muddy teapot

When you defecate into a teapot while tea or coffee is brewing, with the express purpose of tricking someone into learning what your poop tastes like. Often accompanied by a nursery rhyme of the same name.

Woman A: I’m a muddy teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, “I’m full of shit, kids!”

Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?

Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.

Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.

Woman A: *grins*

by CountOlaf69 August 16, 2024

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Get the muddy teapotmug.

Salado Teapot

A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.

Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?

He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.

by HandyDandyUSA July 22, 2022

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