Twede

1) A douche bag that likes you blow up over random thing. 2)Someone who uses massive amounts of steroids.

Wow, your such a twede.

by Justin Bergman October 7, 2011

takedown whore

a wrestler who has a new takedown every week.

Last week you said your favorite move was a swing single, now it's a high crotch. You're a takedown whore.

by isdfkluernc February 7, 2013

Spunk taped

When you cum on a magazine preferably a porn magazine and you can't open it up because the cum has sealed it.

When I saw Jenna Jameson in Playboy I cummed all over the magazine and when I came back a week later I couldn't open it because it was spunk taped.

by Crunk Magnum May 15, 2009

Damnit Taed

The phrase "Damnit Taed" is used in a representation of anger or distress. It comes from the root word of "Taed", as in the name.

Person A: "Yo dude, don't break that vase or my Dad will beat me."

Person B: "Woops, too late. Sorry bro."

Person A: "Damnit Taed!"

by Parker&Ali December 28, 2009

Air Taxed

When someone leaves something of great value on an airplane after a plane ride.

Example 1:
Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Richie?"
Mark: "No what happened?"
Susan: "The moron left his iPod touch 32 Gigs on the airplane and didnt realize it till he got home."
Mark: "Damn sounds like he got Air Taxed."

Example 2:
Susan: "Fuck!!!!!!!"
Mark: "Whats wrong?"
Susan: "I forgot my iPad and my Droid on the airplane!"
Mark: "Damn! super Air Taxed right there!"

by Wanterito March 17, 2011

dude taxed

The act of inflating a group tab through unwarranted purchases of manly items such as beers, whiskey shots and White Russians.

Hey man WTF is up with this bill? How is our liquor bill more than our dinner?

Yo Bro, you just got dude taxed!!!

by TheRealBMan June 30, 2011

tax, taxed

Something that is excessively expensive.

"Man, those clothes are really taxed!"

"Well maybe you shouldn't be shopping at (insert expensive store)."

by Aaron Goodyear July 11, 2005