A shy young man who seeks to compensate for his miniscule peepee by abusing his mates. He is the guy who takes something the most serious while being the worst at it. He is still handsome, often being compared to Justin Bieber, with dashing looks, sadly accompanied by terrible manners.
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Person 1: "Did you see Tannercok the other day"
Person 2: "Yeah, he relieved himself in the fountain. He did look sexy though."
Person 1: "Did you see Tannercok the other day"
Person 2: "Yeah, he relieved himself in the fountain. He did look sexy though."
by wiggabigga69 November 19, 2021
Get the Tannercok mug.an superhumanly hot Milf. someone I as a completely straight male would let peg me with a 12 inch strap on. Every boy in the school has wet dreams thinking about tanners mom mainly Cyrus in particular. she is short and sculpted like a porn star. -i love tanners mom
me: tanners mom. everyone else; shes so hot, i love tannes mom, im gonna fuck her so hard.
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by RedHotTestyWarts June 16, 2022
Get the tanners mom mug."I know she stinks of sweat and oil of olay but the tangerine temptress would get it today" said old Special K as he watched her leave his office.
by Liam Daish July 2, 2004
Get the tangerine temptress mug.When used as a feminine name (rarely) it defines a strong and capable person. Tanner can conquer life's challenges, even the unsurmountable. Tanner has a great sense of humor, beautiful smile, loves to laugh. When Tanner hugs you, the sun shines right over you and envelops you in her warmth. Tanner is a lovely person anyone would be honored to know.
I love Tanner, Don't you?
by honey west February 3, 2010
Get the Tanner mug.The term given to the situation where one has been accosted into performing un-useful or repeated analysis work, potentially resulting in an unnecessary or unfavourable change.
Mike: “Hey Bob, where did that stupid change come from?”
Bob: “Oh man, Jane and I got Tannered the other day, and before we knew it the change was in! Farkkkk!!!”
Bob: “Oh man, Jane and I got Tannered the other day, and before we knew it the change was in! Farkkkk!!!”
by Frank manfrenjensen July 26, 2011
Get the Tannered mug.1. The sexiest pornstar to ever live besides Jenna Jameson. has the tightest twat that anyone has ever imagined and a damn nice face to go along with it.
2. The typical image a man gets when they are into tight little 18 year olds trying to get it up. Ofter referred to as Tanner Mayonnaise by the porn lovers. she jokes around with porn and enjoys porn, not like other girls that just do it for money. She would be an cool chick to hang out with. Not of huge tit descent but her twat stays as tight a a pre-schooler.
Porn fanatic #1: Dude have you checked out tanner maye's new flick?
Porn fanatic #2: Yeah dude shes a gorgeous human.
Porn fanatic #1: Yeah, I still can't manage to believe that her pussy stays so tight after all those enormous cocks have rammed their her through her small little twat.
Porn fanatic #2: Welll, as we all know, all people who have sex too much will eventually develop loose genetalia with time, but for the mean time lets enjoy seeing her get fucked sideways, upside down, and all which ways before her sense of feeling goes away down there.
Porn Fanatic #1: Dude your right, but according to my statistics, if she's made over 3,000 films including 500 DVD's and is not loose by now, She is never bound to go loose!
Porn Fanatic #2: Oh trust me Bro, she will get loose, she WILL get loose. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Pssst!....ill make sure of that Muahahahahahahaha!!!
2. The typical image a man gets when they are into tight little 18 year olds trying to get it up. Ofter referred to as Tanner Mayonnaise by the porn lovers. she jokes around with porn and enjoys porn, not like other girls that just do it for money. She would be an cool chick to hang out with. Not of huge tit descent but her twat stays as tight a a pre-schooler.
Porn fanatic #1: Dude have you checked out tanner maye's new flick?
Porn fanatic #2: Yeah dude shes a gorgeous human.
Porn fanatic #1: Yeah, I still can't manage to believe that her pussy stays so tight after all those enormous cocks have rammed their her through her small little twat.
Porn fanatic #2: Welll, as we all know, all people who have sex too much will eventually develop loose genetalia with time, but for the mean time lets enjoy seeing her get fucked sideways, upside down, and all which ways before her sense of feeling goes away down there.
Porn Fanatic #1: Dude your right, but according to my statistics, if she's made over 3,000 films including 500 DVD's and is not loose by now, She is never bound to go loose!
Porn Fanatic #2: Oh trust me Bro, she will get loose, she WILL get loose. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Pssst!....ill make sure of that Muahahahahahahaha!!!
by the one kardashian January 11, 2010
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