talley wacker

A person who carelessly masturbates.ie wacker

"yo man.. I went to Chads house and that talley wacker was walking around with it in his hand!"

by Kevin w.s January 2, 2008

Talle

A charming, sometimes indecisive, lady. Always polished, diplomatic, and willing to see both sides of the equation. Both practical and spontaneous, a Talle will help you clean out a closet or take a road trip with you at the drop of a hat. Talles value beauty, harmony and handbags, and are characteristically active, artistic and easygoing.

"You will visit my dad in the hospital AND sign up for a 5-day yoga retreat with me?! Thank GOD you are such a Talle!!!"

by Settiesue February 4, 2010

tollett

Not well educated, nieve, willing to learn

He is just trying just a tollett.

by Tttyt December 9, 2007

tallytwt

tallytwt is the part of twitter for fans of tally hall, and for fans of all of the members of tally hall’s solo projects, e.g. hawaii part II, joe hawley, rob cantor, cojumdip, etc.

“hey, do you like tally hall?“

“yeah i love them! i’m on tallytwt!“

by laTyllHal July 25, 2020

tabletop cumshot

when a gay couple are having sex and boyfriend 1 is prepared to cum all over his boyfriend, boyfriend 2 takes his toupee off and comes on his head.

Boyfriend 1: " fuck with me, you stuck me with!!!"
Boyfriend 2: "bitch i'll fuck you up!!"
Boyfriend 1: "shuuuuut up. take you toupee off, i'm about to give you a tabletop cumshot!!"
Boyfriend 2: (pulls his toupee off?
Boyfriend 1: (cums all over boyfriend 2's head) "ohhh yeah!!!"

by the Blue BUC November 13, 2011

Tallytwt

The Twitter side of the Tally Hall fandom. Thinking they are the superior side and Claiming they are the respectful and peaceful side while blatantly hating on the rest of the Tally Hall fandom on other apps. They also have a burning hatred for Tallyinsta, the instagram side of the Tally Hall fandom.

Person 1: hey do you like TallyHall?
Person 2: yes, although I am on Tallytwt and I will not interact with you if you listen to Joe Hawleys music or if you are not on Tallytwt

by pee_pee_eater October 29, 2020

One Foot Taller

A cover singing male duet, one of them being one foot taller than the other, that played venues throughout various magical kingdom theme parks. Reaching their apex of popularity in the early 2000s among children and mothers alike through reinventions of popular soft rock hits from the 80s and 90s, where the song's typical subject matter of lost love and lonliness were re-invigorated with an air of optimism and "chin up" hope, and furiously backed up by the duet's: dramatic stage theatrics, intimate interactions with the crowd, elaborate sets, and generally wholesome "good clean time" image. The Duet is most known for their popular opening song/act "Two for One" and the 2003 worldwide tour of the same name, where the act was opened by a quick witted punning between the two singers, who would saunter and jog about the stage drumming up the crowd to chant "2 for 1" with a furious hand gesturing of three signals in sequence 1. 2 fingers 2. 4 fingers 3. 1 finger (repeat). There is a bust of their faces in dramatic comedic and tragic repose against the northward facing wall of Princess's castle in Anaheim.

i remember chanting two for one, two two, for one, at one foot taller concerts

by jon utah 99876 July 3, 2010