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I can't do two things at once

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.
"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".
by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023
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A Thing

A thing is when 2 people like each other, and they're "seeing each other" and no one else. And if they do shit together no one will be called a slut or anything cause they have a thing... the urge of dating but not official
Guy 1: I have a thing for this girl
Guy 2: So that's what you've been up to the last 3 weeks.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's the only thing i do.
by asdf1234zzz June 20, 2008
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girl thing

Any concept which alienates and confuses males.
Shoes, handbags, crying...it's a girl thing.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
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stranger things

Stranger Things is a Netflix TV show which includes scary, funny and other type of scenes. If ur thinking that u want to watch it please watch it ur gonna love it.
"dude I just started watching stranger things"
"cool dude ur gonna love it!"
by catsanddogs skskskskandIooop November 9, 2019
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lemur thing

Man:I love my lemur thing
Woman:I dont
by Brett favresdadsmom July 2, 2009
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The Thing

The thing next to the thing in the room next to the thing on top of the thing with the thing.
Hey can you grab the thing next to the thing in the room next to the thing on top of the thing with the thing.
by Business Man Be January 23, 2019
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You DEFINITELY DO NOT watch it with your family, that is for sure!!! It is a short film about a boy and his undying "love" for his father, and how that "love" begins to become more serious over the boy's lifetime. It is one of the most disturbing, jaw-dropping, gut-wrenching, beautifully directed movies I have seen so far. You have to watch it to see for yourself.
Person 1: Wanna watch 'The Strange Thing About The Johnsons?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.
by thatpersonguy January 3, 2012
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