Head Tilter

An excessively long piss that results in you tilting your head back and staring at the ceiling in a sign of relief.

A man woke up and walked to his bathroom and had himself a head tilter.

Piss
Pee
Urine

by jarmason1 October 18, 2011

Hash tinted glasses

Like rose tinted glasses, people remembering experiences as better than they actually were due to the influence of marijuana at the time of the experience.

Guy 1: the band at prom last night were so good
Guy 2: no they weren't, they sucked ass. You only enjoyed it because you were high.
Guy 1: man I must be looking back at it through hash tinted glasses

by Acb1998 October 1, 2015

To have the roof tiled with tarts

To be extremely wealthy.

I want to have the roof tiled with tarts

by Vhemo May 5, 2018

Titted up

To have ones breasts fondled under your jumper

Yeah but no but I went to the pictures last night yeah with this lad from down our estate innit and i got titted up in the back row i hope i am not pregnant innit

by mama F October 10, 2005

ass-titted

another way of saying you got fucked over. can also be used as a noun: ass-tit/ ass-tits
also another way of calling someone an asshole

the refs didn't call any penalties on the other team. they were being such ass-tits

omg that guy dumped me over text. he totally ass-titted me

by reeboooo October 24, 2019

cone titted tease

1. A real tease who is abnormally proud of her cone shaped breasts.

2. Any trick who just wont mind her own business.

Ashley Judd needs to quit being such a cone titted tease all the time.

Meeeegan quit being such a cone titted tease!

by jdyer_03 April 29, 2008

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011