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Durty Pencil

When you ejaculate on a pencil and the stick it in a girls mouth so far that she can't breathe and then she dies.
I gave her a Durty Pencil last night
by Blackbanana*69 December 5, 2016
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Pencil technique

The pencil technique is a method to get out of a painful situation such as being in the middle of an exam or third wheeling.

Step 1: Carefully insert a pencil into each nostril.

Step 2: Begin to slam head into table/wall until desired outcome has been achieved.
Fuck this math test bro! I'll use the pencil technique to get out of this one...
by Addisj July 21, 2016
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Hot Pencil

Is an extras and casting agency term.
Meaning that someone is a certain for an upcoming job or film shoot.
Film and casting agencies commonly make use of this term.
An agency will pencil someone in for an upcoming job, but will hot pencil someone if that someone is a certain for the job.
by coalbobstay December 29, 2014
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pencil of doom

A super weapon of mass destruction, owned by Adolf Hitler in the Downfall parodies.
Hitler: I shall kill fucking Fegelein once and for all with my pencil of doom!
by Untergang fan May 28, 2017
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Pencil Cheese

Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.
I pulled back my foreskin and spotted a motherload of pencil cheese.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018
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pencil arms

When a dude has skinny arms. There is no change in thickness between the bicep and forearm.
See David over there? He has pencil arms bro!
by Megladon March 25, 2017
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lil pencil

by Wee Wii November 21, 2019
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