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stair finger

When walking up the stairs, somebody below sticks their finger in your up your butt
You can’t even handle the stair finger!
by Lillaliens January 6, 2024
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Stair pigeon

Someone who sits in stairways, blocking the ability of others to use them for their intended purpose. Applies particularly to double-decker transit vehicles, such as Metra trains in Chicago, IL, USA.
The lack of available seats on the train caused some passengers to become stair pigeons.
by MetraRider March 4, 2011
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Upstairs down stairs Derek

"Upstairs Downstairs Derek" is an age-old enigma, an elusive phrase passed through generations, its meaning stubbornly out of reach. Is it a historical reference, a forgotten tale, or a nonsensical quirk? Scholars and linguists have tried decoding it, yet the phrase resists interpretation, tantalizing and frustrating in equal measure. Its mystery is compelling, a reminder that some things remain unknown, testaments to language's power and humanity's fascination with the unexplained.
by bin man June 21, 2025
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Stair Chair

A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.
Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”
by Stair chair November 23, 2021
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Bitching Down the Stairs

Verbal phrase. The action of running up/down a set of stairs for the purpose of bitching out another individual (usually in response to new information demanding immediate response)
As soon as she saw his texts, Lafonda went bitching down the stairs looking for her philandering boyfriend.
by Jswizzle007 January 16, 2011
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stairs

something sunny loves to push mari down
basil: “i can’t believe you pushed her down the stairs! totally unrighteous bro”
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Slippery Stairs

The only sport where everyone has a big grin the whole time.
"Have you seen the new Slippery Stairs world championchip?"
by ChivMender June 1, 2024
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