Establish Your Stairs

Architecturally understanding your stairs masterfully in the subconscious.

Not a day goes by where I feel complete and really understand life without first establishing my stairs.

My friend lost their flip flops, and I asked them, did you establish your stairs?

by TwoFacesPodcast March 27, 2022

Stair-window

Fuck you, Tim

It's a stair-window, Tim. For fucks sake.

by Taacos April 03, 2019

Stair Chair

A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.

Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”

by Stair chair November 23, 2021

stair race

Stair raced, or Stair racing-whenever someone is at the bottom of a stairway and they have to turn the lights off, so they run up the stairs after flicking the switch.

"Since you are afraid of the dark, did you ever STAIR RACE before?"
Pass Tense-"I'm out of breath because I STAIR RACED"

by Toxic Bananas July 20, 2014

Alannah stair

A stair which goes in both directions.

The second floor is served by an Alannah stair which provides access to the sitting room and study.

by Chocolate Hobnob August 23, 2021

fall up the stairs

a phrase used as a roast. commonly used when being a bae snack.

caroline: why don't you just fall up the stairs
larkin: fall up the stairs? ok?

by HAWTMUFFIN MRS SARTORIUS February 26, 2018

Stair dumper

A most vile habit where a person removes their pants and leaves a dump on the top of their friends stair case and then leaves it overnight for the friend to clean up.

"Jono Whitby had a dump on his mate stairs"
"Ew, What the fuck. He is a right stair dumper"

by ws1992 December 13, 2011