Stair dumper

A most vile habit where a person removes their pants and leaves a dump on the top of their friends stair case and then leaves it overnight for the friend to clean up.

"Jono Whitby had a dump on his mate stairs"
"Ew, What the fuck. He is a right stair dumper"

by ws1992 December 19, 2011

stair race

Stair raced, or Stair racing-whenever someone is at the bottom of a stairway and they have to turn the lights off, so they run up the stairs after flicking the switch.

"Since you are afraid of the dark, did you ever STAIR RACE before?"
Pass Tense-"I'm out of breath because I STAIR RACED"

by Toxic Bananas July 19, 2014

stair cat

A geriatric stair cat in which, a sketchy cat hides under the stairs and pops it’s head out looking at your soul!

Holy Moly! It’s a “Geriatric Stair Cat,” don’t look it in the eyes!

by Spartan Stair Cats November 16, 2022

Stairness

A person's ability to climb a large amount of stairs at a quick pace.

Honey Bear has a respectable level of stairness. He can do the Kerry Park stairs 6 times without stopping.

by Sheila Jules February 25, 2015

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

stairs

something sunny loves to push mari down

basil: “i can’t believe you pushed her down the stairs! totally unrighteous bro”

by i omor is my one and only July 2, 2022

Bitching Down the Stairs

Verbal phrase. The action of running up/down a set of stairs for the purpose of bitching out another individual (usually in response to new information demanding immediate response)

As soon as she saw his texts, Lafonda went bitching down the stairs looking for her philandering boyfriend.

by Jswizzle007 January 16, 2011