A Barber Shop Throwover is the act of masturbating while under the concealment of a barber or salon apron during a haircut or other cosmetic treatment. A proper Barber Shop Throwover is performed with enough stealth and subterfuge as to not attract the attention of the hair professional. Nomenclature may differ widely based on geographical region, but Barber Shop Throwover and its associated etymology is considered the proper descriptive term.
Having received a raging boner from the hot female stylist, the man executed a Barber Shop Throwover with ninja-like precision.
by dustpan56 November 24, 2009
Get the Barber Shop Throwovermug. A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.
by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011
Get the barber pole shitmug. v. - To use electric clippers or scissors to remove hair from an unsuspecting victim, preferably while they are sleeping
by Jasonomics February 29, 2008
Get the pearl barbermug. When your hair cut looks bad.
You need a shape-up.
Your barber gave you a bad haircut.
Get a new haircut.
Your hair looks like shit.
You need a shape-up.
Your barber gave you a bad haircut.
Get a new haircut.
Your hair looks like shit.
by Sarcassm June 30, 2019
Get the Your barber is showingmug. the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.
by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006
Get the shag a barbers floormug. Oi did you see that cunt over there? Yeah that’s a vanessa Jane barber
“Who is vanessa Jane barber?”
“No one knows, but she looks like a cunt”
“Who is vanessa Jane barber?”
“No one knows, but she looks like a cunt”
by Guccisliderpimp October 10, 2018
Get the Vanessa Jane barbermug. A hoe that dresses like a man who more then likely gets her hair cut at a barber shop and not a beauty salon.
by Brown boy August 3, 2015
Get the Barber Shop Hoemug.