Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels

Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.

Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.

by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

Therapy Call

Something you tell your roommates to get them out of the dorm so you can have sex with your racist boyfriend.

“Hey can you stay out of the dorm from like 2-3 today, I have a therapy call”

by Ric417475992 September 18, 2018

Therapyship

A relationship where one of them is in love, but the partner is commited to the relationship only to give therapy. Platonic love from one side, not so platonic love from the other side.

It'll either end up ugly or they'll live happily ever after.

Usually, one of the partner is in denial.

Jane doe is in therapyship with Joel, But Joel is gonna get his heart broken.

by shishiboi April 5, 2023

popsicle therapy

when you lick the membrane of the tissue inside a penis from the tip

T-rav- Dude, i had an accident on my weedwacker and my foreskin was chopped of,.
Naet-What the fuck were you doing????!!!!?
T-rav-Well..it wasn't really and accident because i wanted to try popsicle therapy with my sex brosk. It bleed more than it pleasured...

by pain penis April 28, 2010

Literary Therapy

Purposefully reading books in order to escape from your own problems, either by reading biographies about people who have had harder lives than you, or fiction to give you hope that there is something better, somewhere.

Man, I've had such a bad day, I can't believe I only got an 80% on that last exam - I'm heading to Chapters for some literary therapy. I'm sure someone in the Gaza strip has a harder life than I do.

by 521098 January 25, 2011

Asphalt Therapy

1. The act of Driving or Riding until life makes sense again.

2. A common act by gear- or motor-heads, where by traveling at high velocity down drag-strips, highways, back roads or twisties, they seek enlightenment or solutions to life's various queries and problems.

"After my dog died I just had to get out of the house, so I got in my car for some Asphalt Therapy down highway 3"

"I had a great session of Asphalt Therapy with my bike after my girl and i got into a fight"

by ClutchClutch July 12, 2012

Box Therapy

The act in which a cat seeks refuge or safety, by crawling into an empty box.

Burt is feelin sad, but now he's doin da box therapy!

by leroypm90 November 3, 2012