A car that every "car guy" aka stupid 5 year olds will brag about how tesla sucks and them mk4 supra is better and stuff
Very gud def not 5 year old car guy: tEsLa CaRs SuCk 1!1
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.
by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023
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by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021
Get the Tesla Chop mug.The car every third and forth grader wants for their sweet sixteen. Jokes on them, their parents are poor.
by MilkyStar December 2, 2021
Get the Tesla mug.Someone who believes Tesla and Elon Musk are going to the moon, in a series of logarithmic, S- and exponential curves all stacked on each other, with orders of magnitude thrown in for seasoning.
Everything will be electric, with energy generated by solar, and Teslabots will press and fold your underwear on the free citizens' anarchical republic of Mars while you drop kids off at the pool while simultaneously tweeting and watching tunnels being dug via your Neuralink chip.
Everything will be electric, with energy generated by solar, and Teslabots will press and fold your underwear on the free citizens' anarchical republic of Mars while you drop kids off at the pool while simultaneously tweeting and watching tunnels being dug via your Neuralink chip.
In 500 years: "Archeologists have been unable to determine why Tesla Maximalists ritualistically stuffed canines into trunks as a form of worship."
by NotEarl April 22, 2022
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"But it can't be metered; that means nobody can make money."
"But It's beyond ACDC! Why won't anyone .."
Dude, he went insane, fell into the Tesla Trap.
"But it can't be metered; that means nobody can make money."
"But It's beyond ACDC! Why won't anyone .."
Dude, he went insane, fell into the Tesla Trap.
by Wbienek October 8, 2022
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<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.
by x-777-x May 30, 2022
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when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.
when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.
by InventorOfun December 15, 2021
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