by jamisonlabs November 8, 2009
Get the muck tartmug. Older wealthy women most often in Leopard skin attire, carrying fashion accessory small white dog desperately trying to look young. Most often seen in St Tropez.
Named after a local patisserie made from sponge and stiff custard sprinkled with sugar crystals.
Named after a local patisserie made from sponge and stiff custard sprinkled with sugar crystals.
At first I thought she was young but when I got closer I could see that she was just a Tarte Tropezienne stinking of expensive perfume and mincing along in high heels.
by Aquarama December 27, 2010
Get the Tarte Tropeziennemug. The act, much pleasureable to some cultures around the world, or getting your dick stomped on by an elephant. This arouses men to the point where ejaculating on multiple tarts which they then feed to their loved one's and the elephant, as compensation for their efforts.
Yesterday a bagdad man instructed me on how to perform an elephant tart. That elephants foot felt so good as it stomped on my penis. I then fed my cum filled tart to my slaves, loved ones, and the elephant himself who then proceeded to ejaculate on me.
by The king clown March 7, 2013
Get the Elephant Tartmug. Media Tarts are known to sit behind a computer well into the early hours researching a variety of news and topics to write on their media tart blog or magazine, or on social media.
A media tart is a seasoned, knowledgeable journalist, usually female who writes across all genres of media.
A media tart is a seasoned, knowledgeable journalist, usually female who writes across all genres of media.
it's 4am - Where's the Media Tart? She's probably writing her media tart blog and fallen asleep on the computer.
Whenever you have a question about international affairs, the best person to go to for an objective viewpoint is a Media Tart, she would have done plenty of research for her articles.
Whenever you have a question about international affairs, the best person to go to for an objective viewpoint is a Media Tart, she would have done plenty of research for her articles.
by Madame Chameleon February 5, 2013
Get the MEDIA TARTmug. A phrase used by the biggest losers of all time. Usually the word “kumquat” gets used afterwards and no one is quite sure what it means but it’s origin dwell in the beaches of Sydney, Australia. People that say this are the most unfunny people in existence.
by MrHeath March 6, 2020
Get the tart orangemug. by KozmikDude May 10, 2009
Get the tart-throbmug. A beautifully crafted vagina, akin to a dessert or tart, not overly crusty on the outside with a moist and juicy centre
"Man, she had tasty quim tart"
"I can't wait to be knee deep in quim tart"
"So did you guys stay for dessert?" "No, I just took her home and had the quim tart"
"I can't wait to be knee deep in quim tart"
"So did you guys stay for dessert?" "No, I just took her home and had the quim tart"
by Quimgella Lawson March 4, 2012
Get the Quim Tartmug.