Tart Fuel

A homemade aphrodisiac.

I guarantee you that the best tart fuel has to have chocolate and a few droplets of a 21 year old woman's sweat.

by Clyde October 17, 2004

tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.

Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!

by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017

Tart Tart

Disappointed at someone for doing something inappropriate.

Man: f*** u !!

Man 2: Tart Tart

by DeadingIaks May 27, 2018

Tart Fart

When you fill up a hookers ass with cum and then she farts and it sprays everywhere.

Dude, your sister tart farted all over me last night..

by urbanlemon January 9, 2019

Tart Wash

Washing only pits and pussy.

Time was of the essence, so she settled for a tart wash.

by Judas Cross March 16, 2020

tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.

Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??

by QuacksO April 2, 2020

Tart with a heart

A hooker with a heart of gold.

“I think I’m smitten with Candice, you know? But I don’t think mother would approve of me bringing home a woman of such easy virtue.”
“Candice may have had more dick than you’ve had hot dinners, but she really is a tart with a heart”

by Redbaron June 1, 2020