Tactical Shower

To forgoe a shower and instead spray down with deodorant

You going to have a douche?

Nah mate, tactical shower.

by LordWillberforce May 29, 2011

tactical jerk

When a man who hopes to pick up at a bar or club masturbates before going out. This is done so that the said man will not be desparate and go home witht he first girl hwo offers him sex.

Dude, i did a tactical jerk beforehand so that i wont bring home an ugly broad

by Chrisdawwwg May 1, 2007

tactical tommy

A overdressed dickhead that shows up to the range in full body armor carrying 30 loaded magazines wearing the latest Gucci camo.
Usually has their weapon so decked out in accessories that the weapon weighs more than 20 lbs.
The Tactical Tommy usually tells all of the latest Tactical class he has attended and 99% of the time doesn't know how to properly disassemble his weapon yet alone make accurate hits at less than 100 yards because they are too busy trying the latest Ninja moves.
Doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to basic fundamentals of shooting but hey, he looks good.

Saw a Tactical Tommy shoot himself in the foot today trying the latest high speed pistol draw.

by Kalashnikov Mania March 13, 2018

Tactical Party

When someone throws a party in order to spend time with an object of their romantic desires.

Jasper is organising a tactical party in order to get Clarissa round his place.

by sizp December 14, 2009

out-tactic

verb - meaning to use better tactics than one's opponent. Most common context is in football/soccer.

First used by British football manager Sam Allardyce, who was pleased when he "out-tacticed" then Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho at Stamford Bridge.

"Man United lost since Guardiola out-tacticed them"

by coa994 March 5, 2019

Tactical Nod

When engaged in communication and you fail to listen or understand what the other person is saying. You then deploy the "Tactical Nod" to give the impression you understood so they can leave you alone already.

Sam: "Dude di you hear the blah blah blah blah....."
Me: *spaces out*

Sam: "right?"
Me: *Tactical Nod* "yup"

by SenpaiSenpaiSenpai69 November 30, 2021

tactical shagging

To engage in the activity of sex, not to enjoy it but to use said activity as a weapon to piss off your ex or to gain from it or to use tactics to gain sex from someone who would not normally have sex with you because it's morally wrong.

That's clearly just tactical shagging!

by Becks;) December 13, 2014