i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

by P A I N August 17, 2020

bitch don't trip

girl, relax - no need to worry; you're overreacting

Keisha: why you ain't checkin in with me? it's 3 in the morning! I know your cheatin on me with that ho who's always sendin you texts.
Jamal: Bitch don't trip!

by Laqueshus Jones June 5, 2009

money doesn’t talk, it swears

A subjective evaluation of the truth about money which is that it maintains violence, social aggression, deprivation of many, and mass cruelty.

Bob Dylan coined the poetic line, “money doesn’t talk, it swears,” in his iconic song, “It’s Alright, Ma.”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

don't take this the wrong way, but

What you say to someone right before you say something that can only be taken one way: badly.

Don't take this the wrong way, but every time you enter the room it smells like someone smeared shit all over my face.

by danpinole January 16, 2008

You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife

If you’re with a girl and she acts a certain way or does certain thing like gold dig, thot around, etc. then you cannot make her into someone who will treat you right and with respect. In short, avoid THOTS!

“Man I love Kiana but she out here entertaining these other dudes. What do I do?”

“Well you know the old saying my man’s ‘you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife?”

by BigSlickDaddy April 27, 2022

T to G

Tooth-to-gum ratio.

That girl has such a bad T to G ratio. Dealbreaker.

by poop and pants March 1, 2009

can't touch this

MC Hammer had a hit with the name "U Can't Touch This." Generally means "I'm too good for you." or "You'll never be as good as I am."

Two people are dancing:
Person 1: Can't touch this!
Person 2: Darn. (walks off the dance floor)

by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004