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prepper's wood

The strong emotional feeling bordering on sexual arousal that a prepper gets when their doomsday fantasy scenario starts to come true in any fashion.
Billy Bob isn't even trying to hide his raging prepper's wood as he watches the news about the virus ripping through the country.
prepper's wood by Orionnoir March 29, 2020
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Speed Spood 

Trevor describing something extremely fast.
Trevor: I got the speed spood boat
All of us: YES!
Speed Spood by nazi bitch May 8, 2020
The skin formation on the top lip, typically on a lesbian, that occurs from tucking the lip under the top row of teeth during cunnilingus to prevent the teeth from gnashing on the gyne.
Check out the lip snood on that chick, it's really hangin.
Lip snood by Aabattery November 5, 2021

Slippery Slooder 

Three shots of sambuca lit on fire and poured down an ice luge. The liquid evaporates before exiting, leaving waiting co-eds parched and sober.
I went to Mardi Gras and all I got was this “I got Sloodered” baby tee. That slippery slooder will get you every time.
Slippery Slooder by Swarflington September 27, 2023
Noun
A combination of a sweater and a hoodie.
It is a bit chilly out today may I borrow a swoodie?

I will not buy this $40 swoodie because I am not 15.
Swoodie by Mehmo September 29, 2006
The crusty ring around the anus formed when showering is not an option, or when you're just dirty.
You dirty scood licking freak.
scood by Alex March 5, 2005