kidney swiper

UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.

Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Swingin Swiger

A man who loves to catch fish and shoot guns......while slam dunking an asian whore

Holy shit is that ole man Swingin Swiger? Well if he's got a gun in one hand a beer in the other and is behind a dirty asian ....its gotta be!!!!!

by Mr. Trout March 8, 2004

penis swiper

one who likes penis so much that he dresses up as swiper from dora to "swipe" some penis.

Wow. The other day, i was getting a 12 taco party pack, and i walked out my front door, and a penis swiper swiped my penis.

by penisswipee999 April 12, 2011

Swiper

Someone who swipes peoples virginities !

Meredith is a swiper, because she took three guys virginities

by red.headed.devil February 3, 2010

Slizered

To get wasted out of your fucking mind, getting wasted more than the guys from the hangover

Dude i got so slizered last night, i cant remember a fuckin thing

by UrbanDictionaryGuy583 September 18, 2010

Slizer

A Big fat gay.

A big fat gay, typically one who uses IRC.

by Kueller November 23, 2003

Swiper

Small penis person that moans whilst fingering females.

that guy is a huge swiper. he swiped maddie so good

by Tylah neilson September 17, 2013