Swindle

The act of stealing one's personal possession in a non-specific manner in an attempt to be humourous.

So i swindled the paper!

by DeMoNiC February 20, 2003

Swindond

A total slag of a girl who is fucked by a gang of blokes at a party or night out and who the morning after is loving her new found fame amongst the group of guys.

Bloke to friend "Man we totally Swindond that girl last night she was a complete cum slut and loved every minute of it."

Girl to friend "Oh you wouldnt believe what happened to me last night? i met a group of footballers and was totally swindond, i loved it"

by William Robert December 9, 2008

swirdog

A random fatass ginger who walks around and yells random bullshit whenever he pleases.

That fatass is such a swirdog.

by Mr. De Boer March 5, 2016

Swindlebug

A person of small fat stature who you will often see on the market selling knock-off dvd's and dodgy electronics.

" Man that ian is such a swindlebug "

by Vladamir Krakanovo January 18, 2008

shirddle

medium sized shirt worn by a large person with a larger belly

chris farley or jack black in a way too small shirt holding in their belly thus a shirddle.

by randle93 May 11, 2009

swirbly

a moderate/decent level of being intoxicated and high of off of marijuana.

not to be mistaken for wasted or tipsy.
closer to wasted but with more control.

oh man i just had like 2 strong mixed drinks and like 5 beers and smoked 2 bowls, i'm all swirbly and shit

by IILIPS June 23, 2010

swirish

swedish and irish

Im so swirish

by koyodo10 April 4, 2011