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don’t applaud a fish for swimming

Don’t praise somebody for doing something that they simply should have been doing in the first place.
T: ‘My boyfriend didn’t cheat on me!’
Don’t applaud a fish for swimming Tiffany. You’re praising a guy who’s doing nothing more than treating you like a decent human being.
by Gertruide October 11, 2017
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Swamping

Anal after 5 chipotle meals and the shit starts seeping.
I was swamping with my girl after five chipotle dinners when the shit started to curdle
by Master of chundy August 28, 2019
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just keep swimming

The title of the infamous annoying song from the movie "Finding Nemo." You repeat it over and over until you piss everyone off.
"Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming! What do you do? We swim, swim. Ho ho ho ho! I love to swim! When you want to swim..."
by Alyssa January 23, 2004
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simping

when someones im their feelings aka when theyre sad
ally: nigga why you playing that sad music for?
dude: shut up ally, im simping
by dirty dej July 26, 2016
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swimming

BEST FUCKING SPORT IN THE WOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDD!!!! IT GETS SO YOU SO IN SHAPE ITS CRAZZZZZZZZY. EVEN THOUGH ITS HARD AS A MADRE, ITS STILL AMAZING AND ITS WHAT I LIVE FOR. being who think swimming is a wuss sport have some GINORMUS up their ASSSSSSSSS! swim is FUCKING AMAZINGGGGGGG AND ANYBODY WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS A FATASS WHO IS TOO LAZY TO DO A SPORT AS CHALLENGING AS SWIMMING.
hott guy: wow, look at that hottie over thier...shes crazy in shape...i kind of want ot mad sex with her. wow she MUST BE A SWIMMER!
by ASH B. February 9, 2005
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swimming tim

A drink, specifically a shot containing the semen and sperm of a man named Tim.
Trixie: Hi, my name is Trixie.
Tim: Cool, can I make you a swimmin' Tim?
by a bud February 17, 2005
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Ball Swimming

When a guy stretches his balls over a woman's eyes, giving the appearance of swimming goggles - Michael Phelps style.
Tonight baby, you and I are gonna go ball swimming.
by Joefus' Roomate October 24, 2008
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