slacker

a nice person to chill with

We kicked it with the slacker from down the street

by Penny December 14, 2002

crack to sacker

a girl than performs annilingus "rimming" while in the process of giving a comprehensive blowjob that includes the balls (in other words, sticks her tongue around and in the anus after licking and sucking the balls, and then back again, while always keeping the cock in play. The drill:cock, balls, ass--wherever the mouth isn't, the hands are

"Man, I knew that girl was wild, but I wasn't expecting her to be a crack to sacker"

by Selena Van Zorn September 29, 2003

Spacker Car

Originally was a small blue fibreglass 3 wheeled trike given to disabled people on the motability scheme in the 70`s & 80`s. Nowadays a low rent piss poor people carrier such as base spec Zafira`s, Vauxhall Agila`s & the dreaded Kia Sedona in dull colours qualify as being modern Spacker Cars. You feel like a spaz when travelling in one! All you need to do is spend a grand more to get a REAL car with some credability. Every council estate has the lions share of these shitty shamefull cars.

"flippin eck, have you seen Scummy Gary`s new motor? a Kia Sedona - what a spacker car eh?"

by Upper Class Twit August 9, 2007

smackered

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".

"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"

by DanEdd June 20, 2006

spacker

a nice way of saying "you fucking retard!!"

(can be shortened to spack)

simon walks into a glass door that he thought was open, peter says "my god, you spack/spacker!"

by daisy may March 25, 2005

Slackerias

Pronounced "Slacker-iass" (similar to Zacharias)

One who is slack or lazy in the workplace and spends more time whinging and complaining about having to do work in place of actually working.

Get back to work Slackerias

by Miss Anthrope June 21, 2006

Stacker Bitch

When working in a Huhtamaki America's Mill, a person who stacks plates on any machine other than B-13 while it is running FRANKA, or any person who has never packed the afformentioned FRANKA 4 cup carrier. The Stacker Bitch will be known as such until he/she has done the said job, and also will be punished by back seat car rides until he/she has done the job. A Stacker Bitch is a human Pinata, so bash away when you see one!

Me: Jon is such a Stacker Bitch!
Drew: I know, He's been on B-14 all day. Make that stacker bitch ride in the back!
Me: Consider it done!

by J-LEW#99 July 20, 2009