A man who is relatively unattractive but not to the point where no woman will sleep with them. Ironically, this unattractiveness becomes the Pity Player's greatest asset, as hordes of women are attracted to him out of sheer pity, hence the title Pity Player.
Schwimmer, David; Schneider, ROB; GREEN, Tom
The beautiful young woman was so wasted she lost all control and fell victim to the whims of a classic Pity Player.
The beautiful young woman was so wasted she lost all control and fell victim to the whims of a classic Pity Player.
by Lauren & Brian September 25, 2008
Get the Pity Playermug. Points received on a difficult test when a student or students are not doing well in either the class or test. They are extra points given to help boost the grade on the test for the struggling student or students.
Person1: Hey what score did you get on the test?
person2:I got a 75 but looks like most of my score was made up of pity points.
person2:I got a 75 but looks like most of my score was made up of pity points.
by gman570 September 17, 2013
Get the pity pointsmug. facebook
Fred: going thru some tough times rite now, could use some comfort,
Sexy girl 1: awwwwwww poor baby
Sexy girl 2: Evrythings gonna be ok, call me if you want :)
James: Damn fred gettin all the pity pussy
Fred: going thru some tough times rite now, could use some comfort,
Sexy girl 1: awwwwwww poor baby
Sexy girl 2: Evrythings gonna be ok, call me if you want :)
James: Damn fred gettin all the pity pussy
by BallaBrenn July 5, 2010
Get the Pity Pussymug. When, the morning after a personally trying event, your parent or significant other voluntarily makes you breakfast out of sympathy.
Man, yesterday I was fired, failed a test, was rear-ended, and got a parking ticket... but today I feasted on chocolaty pity pancakes made from scratch! Thanks, mom!
by Felicific May 26, 2009
Get the Pity Pancakesmug. Pity fishing is an action when the "fisherman" complains about something in there life just to get pity from their listeners.
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)
Facebook Status: "My life is so hard, I have to do everything myself no one else will lift a finger."
PatsyReader: "awww poor you"
SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"
PatsyReader: "awww poor you"
SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"
by quiturbitchin December 13, 2009
Get the Pity Fishingmug. When someone who has no friends makes a Facebook profile. They have no friends to add on Facebook, so therefore they make fake profiles on Facebook to add as "friends", so it doesn't look like they don't have friends in real life.
It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.
It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.
How come she suddenly has lots of friends on facebook? Last time I checked she had like, two friends. I bet she's pity profiling.
by MJ1211 January 1, 2011
Get the Pity Profilingmug. When you're out of pot, but your buddies aren't, and they take pity on you and get you burnt. After it becomes part of your vocab, you can shorten it to simply a "pity."
by chas979 May 8, 2012
Get the pity burnmug.