When you push down the safety bars extremely tight on a roller coaster or amusement park ride, often resulting in a very uncomfortable experience. People who love roller coasters will avoid stapling as much as possible, as it eliminates any possibility of airtime where they slightly float out of their seat.
People often staple themselves when they're scared or unsure on the safety of a ride, which can cause them to not enjoy the ride because of how tight the bars are. Try to avoid stapling by not pushing down the bar as far as it can go.
People often staple themselves when they're scared or unsure on the safety of a ride, which can cause them to not enjoy the ride because of how tight the bars are. Try to avoid stapling by not pushing down the bar as far as it can go.
Peter: Did you enjoy the Blizzard coaster?
Jeremy: No, the ride operators stapled me when they checked the bars.
Peter: Damn that sucks.
Jeremy: No, the ride operators stapled me when they checked the bars.
Peter: Damn that sucks.
by da coaster guy October 16, 2019
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Get the Stapledorf mug.Literal tape with staples in it. Does it make it better? According to the propaganda! (Staple Tape is not available in any stores and must be made by the user. Schools offer the supplies for free if the teachers aren’t looking.)
Person #1: My pants just ripped and scotch tape won’t hold them together. Do you have anything stronger?
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!
by Nova72Scotia September 16, 2020
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Get the Stuperstition mug.When someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn't tell you that there's stapled packets within the larger framework of unstapled paperwork, this is crypto-stapling. This, of course, causes the feeder to jam, make all sorts of loud noises, and make you look like a moron.
Damn it! Chuck gave me all these TPS reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!
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Me: “How did things go with that girl you took home last night?”
Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”
Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”
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