strangle the serpant

for a man to masturbate; to jack off

Guy: Damn, if I can't get in that girls pants, I guess I'm gonna have to go home and strangle the serpant.

by sex.slave April 17, 2009

chocolate strangler

VERB: the act of squeezing a person's gludious with one hand, while the free hand is used to choke-slam the person. thus, the squeezing of the person's glutious will cause them to clench up, disabling them from avoiding the impending choke slam. this is usually used on a hetero-sexual male because they are most uncomfortable by this action.

Gregor was upset with Thad, so he gave him a chocolate strangler that left him dazed and confused.

by sven uyo July 27, 2006

Bradford Strangler

The process of masturbating with a belt around your neck as you are sitting on the edge of a chair. As you come, you slide off of the chair and get choked by the belt. It is recommended that this technique be done with a spotter.

I had to go over to Mike's house last night. He needed my belt and assistance to perform a Bradford Strangler.

by CrazyRedneck701 November 13, 2010

Boston Strangler

(BAWHS-tun STRAYNG-lur)
An infamous serial killer/rapist who stabbed this one girl up the Paris Hilton.

The Boston Strangler could be comparable to Jack the Ripper.

by El_Haggis September 10, 2006

Strongest Swimmer

Everyone. The little sperm that penetrated the ovum is you. You were the strongest swimmer.

Matt was the strongest swimmer since he is here today, it is proof that he outswam all the other sperm in order to penetrate the ovum.

by Beauxgrass September 21, 2009

stringleberry

1. A stringleberry is when remnant poo residue gets on the string of a tampon after a bowel movement.

I was so drunk last night, I forgot I was wearing a tampon and woke up with a stringleberry.

by Sarah Schrempf December 29, 2006

boston strangler

Very bad serial killer who obviously strangled people(women) in Boston, USA.

by Diego August 18, 2003