Christian Stoner

1. A person who smokes marijuana in order to feel more in touch with God.
2. A person who believes in God and smokes marijuana to the point of being high at least 10% of the time.

Priest: Thy sin-ith! Thy use-ith thy mind-altering-substance-ith!
Christian Stoner: I'm altering my mind so I can accept the spirit of the good Lord. It even says in the Bible that marijuana is the weed of God.

by whatwhatwhat77 June 10, 2012

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A stoner is someone who likes the smoke from the sacred herb.

Stoners of the world unite.

by DeRez September 9, 2004

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Stoner

Having the title of a stoner can only truly be recieved by someone who has made blazing a part of their life. A stoner has one true love which is herb and will blaze all day everyday with his crew or whoever else wants to join. Someone who is carefree and just goes with it. Most true stoners have an outlook on life which is enlightened and can see how others are obessed worthless things like money,clothes,cars,etc.

Kid-"Should we go to the football game this weekend or go to the mall?"

Stoner-"BLUNT."

by Jon44442220000 December 9, 2008

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Stonerbuy

When one buys an item or items from an advertisement on late night television whilst under the influence.

#1: "Man if we buy those knives we get a complete second set for free!"

#2: "That's almost too good to be true. Where's the credit card at?!"

(next morning)

#1: "Man that was a ridiculous stonerbuy we did last night"

by tommmy p May 9, 2009

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its when you get stoned and go to the store for munchies or other stuff that you find interesting. whats in your cart when you checkout is your own "stoner cart"

hey lets go get us a stoner cart!

by emmakitty May 29, 2009

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