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stroaking the salami

hey that girl is stroaking his salami
by jimmy lee April 16, 2003
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East Stroudsburg

1. East Stroudsburg is a borough in Monroe County, Pennsylvania, United States. It is located in the Poconos region of the state. Originally known as "Dansbury", East Stroudsburg was renamed for geographic reasons when the Delaware, Lackawanna, and Western Railroad opened a station in town.

Its population has shown a slow, steady escalation from 2,648 in 1900 to 3,330 in 1910 to 6,404 in 1940 to 9,888 in 2000, according to census reports.

2. A nice quiet town that has been corrupted by an onslaught of stupid ass New Yorkers. The town is predominantly white but you wouldn't know it looking at the scum that pollutes our streets and retail stores. The area was once the home to small families and older folks and it was an ideal place to have and raise children. Now its full of drugs, crime and murder and a bunch of New Yorkers who think they're cool and can do whatever they want just because they're not from around here and they're bored. GO HOME and leave us alone!
Resident #1: East Stroudsburg is so pretty in the fall.

Resident #2: It used to be before the New Yorkers got here.
by Former South Student 03 March 17, 2009
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A quicker way of moseying to class
We best straddle off to class before we're late.
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A woman of loose morals who willingly straddles anyone
Oh my goodness Nina you're such a straddlebag!
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Stradwicked

The act of having the twenty pound note you were waving to attract the barmaid
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Straddleships

Toilet/WC based game involing 2 people (intimate)
One person sits on the toilet whilst another person straddles them. The first person dumps his/her first ship (feces). The second person then has to try and target the first ship. If successful that person lets out the exclamation "You sank my straddleship!" The game continues until all ships are sunk or bad wind forces a stalemate.
"Me and the missus had a wicked game of straddleships last night... I was a little bit ill so it was more like napalm"
by p_levo April 8, 2009
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Stradivarius

When a situation is awkward and you want to leave urgently!
Guys this is Stradivarius af, I want to go home in 2 minutes please!
by sil23456789 January 6, 2021
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