by Rachell McM November 4, 2020
Get the Stiff Bobmug. When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.
Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
Get the stiff jackedmug. by LooneyRooney October 4, 2016
Get the Murray Stiffmug. by Whiteboiiwithglasses February 13, 2019
Get the gary stiffmug. When your dick is so hard that you could use as a hockey stick and you hit a women in the face named mindy
by John Johnson69 December 23, 2017
Get the stiff mindymug. excited young fella.
when a guy see's a hot bird which gives him a stiff one.
when a mans member grows some what.
if hes a pufter then the same applys
when a guy see's a hot bird which gives him a stiff one.
when a mans member grows some what.
if hes a pufter then the same applys
1. ( in the mens changing rooms) tim says: i better get out of here before i get a stiff mole.
2.shes giving me a right old stiff mole said patrick.
2.shes giving me a right old stiff mole said patrick.
by jonny rotten pants July 22, 2009
Get the stiff molemug. by Jimma Ta September 20, 2008
Get the stiff jigglermug.