Book Sniffer

A title for those who love smelling paper chemicals. Some prefer the rustic nostalgia of old books while others prefer the newly manufactured editions. These people may or may not actually like the content of the books they’re sniffing but nonetheless, that’s not what matters. School textbooks and dictionaries are also game.

A Book Sniffer is basically someone who likes smelling books. Obviously.

Person A: *sees someone inhaling

paper fumes religiously next to them, walks away*

Person B: *still sniffing euphorically *

Person C: *starts sniffing a book about drug addicts*

Person B: “You get it!”

by BootyDunkaDunkDunk June 15, 2018

Tiffy Makes Me Stiffy

when Tiffany makes your dick hard

Person 1 : TIFFY MAKES ME STIFFY HUH
Person 2: ikr she is so hot

by ItsPromo December 6, 2018

sniffer's row

The seats at a strip club that are right at the stage. So called because you are "so close you can smell the pussy."

"I've got a shitload of ones; let's go to sniffer's row."

by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008

Stiffen

To stiffen someone means to give someone a right good beating so they are stiff in the morning. If you stiffen someone they won't know what's hit them. Said to have originated in Glasgow, Scotland.

Example 1:
Jock: Here mate did you see stiffen Bobby last night?
Div: Oh aye, he will be stoatin about this morning!
Example 2:
Jock: Shut it or all stiffen you!
Davy: Awright the come ahead ya fud!

by Jock McTavish March 22, 2013

Stiff Situation

to be told to stand up while you have an erection.

George was in a stiff situation, because he had a boner when the teacher told him to present his Power Point.

by rootbeerguy1212 December 14, 2014

pickle sniffer

a man who actively looks for men to pick up.

This pickle sniffer wouldn't stop staring at my boyfriend.

by dee October 1, 2004

Stiff as

A phrase to yell when things are going well.

When Jake was doing well at Tetris he yelled "Stiff as!"

by nachoworm February 19, 2010