Squif

A term used to describe a typo while typing in YouTube chat.

“Oh, sorry, that’s a squif” then proceed to explain what you meant to type.

by MrsSwisherSweets July 31, 2024

squify splify

a badly rolled joint with manky weed inside.

Bomqueque: "Oh mate, that joint was squify splify

by Smack'ead Steve January 11, 2024

Squirflelighting

A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.

Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.

Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.

by Witerwally A Genius September 14, 2025