A person who hijacks your car at red traffic lights, aggressively cleaning your already-clean car windows and then demanding cash. Also a term of mild abuse.
by Geoff Page March 23, 2003
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Get the deuce squeezer mug.The act of getting a guy off by squeezing his dick fromt he outside of his jeans. Perfect compliment to the 'Slack Squidge'.
Dude #1 - How far did she go last night?
Dude #2 - I just got a little Jean Squeeze.
dude #1 - Not bad.
Dude #2 - I just got a little Jean Squeeze.
dude #1 - Not bad.
by Jager Steve October 11, 2007
Get the Jean Squeeze mug.When a man ejaculates onto the face of someone else, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "squeegee" said ejaculate off. All this is done while wearing the viking horns.
"I hear Thor gave her the Norwegian Squeegee last night, then told her 'If it's not to her liking, it's free from the viking'"
by Norwegian Viking December 5, 2012
Get the Norwegian Squeegee mug.Occurs when one feels the need to shit and is unable to find to proper accomodations and turns blue in the face, hence the name "The Blue Squeeze."
by B-money and J-sexy. October 3, 2008
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by sincklefritz383 February 5, 2010
Get the Squeeze tube mug.A delicious burger restaurant in Sacramento known for their copious amounts of cheese and delicious food. Previously located in a building the size of a cracker jack box, now relocated to forgo future lawsuits and allow more customers. Famous for being on The Food Network when Guy Fieri visited.
by southdavisforlife July 5, 2010
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