squeegee merchant

A person who hijacks your car at red traffic lights, aggressively cleaning your already-clean car windows and then demanding cash. Also a term of mild abuse.

Squeegee merchants infest inner london

by Geoff Page March 23, 2003

deuce squeezer

another way to say asshole

your a fucking deuce squeezer

by Myster Rees March 6, 2007

Jean Squeeze

The act of getting a guy off by squeezing his dick fromt he outside of his jeans. Perfect compliment to the 'Slack Squidge'.

Dude #1 - How far did she go last night?
Dude #2 - I just got a little Jean Squeeze.
dude #1 - Not bad.

by Jager Steve October 11, 2007

Norwegian Squeegee

When a man ejaculates onto the face of someone else, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "squeegee" said ejaculate off. All this is done while wearing the viking horns.

"I hear Thor gave her the Norwegian Squeegee last night, then told her 'If it's not to her liking, it's free from the viking'"

by Norwegian Viking December 5, 2012

The Blue Squeeze

Occurs when one feels the need to shit and is unable to find to proper accomodations and turns blue in the face, hence the name "The Blue Squeeze."

John got The Blue Squeeze when he ate chili in his car on his lunch break in an empty parking lot.

by B-money and J-sexy. October 3, 2008

Squeeze tube

referring to a penis.

she grabbed my dick like it was a Squeeze tube.

by sincklefritz383 February 5, 2010

Squeeze Inn

A delicious burger restaurant in Sacramento known for their copious amounts of cheese and delicious food. Previously located in a building the size of a cracker jack box, now relocated to forgo future lawsuits and allow more customers. Famous for being on The Food Network when Guy Fieri visited.

I can't believe Dan ate a triple squeeze with cheese at the Squeeze Inn.

by southdavisforlife July 5, 2010