Squathole

anyone who owns, drives, rides, or admires, a squatted truck.

Example: “I used to be friends with Jeremy when he was just an average douchebag , but ever since his nana gave him that truck and his uncle-daddy bought him those wheels, he’s now become a world-class squathole..... F that guy.”

Example: “ Youre such a squathole; I see you over there drooling over that 05 squarebody cateye.

by Nickbfishn May 27, 2021

Squatch

When one gets so high, or high enough, around others where they start questioning their life decisions and getting internally emotional. Instead of confronting these feelings though, one uses abstract terms to keep the mood light and arise a good laugh from fellow stoned companions.

High Guy 1: *Thinking about calling his professor mom accidentally* I'm such a silly squatch.

High Guy 2: Wtf lol, um sure?

by cházaáh doggie August 2, 2021

Squancho

A man or woman who gets it while it’s good.

Man you are one of them squancho types man.

by Mancho November 19, 2021

Squatchy

When you don't care about your appearance because you're avoiding people anyway. Like a sasquatch

I was looking all squatchy after the netflix binge because i hadn't showered, shaved, or combed my hair in days.

by one Jenny or another July 31, 2022

SQUATCHCUB

A man with Peter-Pan syndrome. Will never grow up and continues to buy frivolous non-sense for the sake of having fun and doing what he wants. A man that does what he wants, when he wants and how he wants! Firm believer in the saying "Don't tell me what to do!".

My husband decided to buy a new gun even after I told him not to! Such a Squatchcub!

by Squatchcub July 31, 2022

Squatchy

When someone or something is elusive or mysterious

Don't be getting all squatchy on me now

by missmajestic69 July 22, 2022

squatcobler

to sit in pie eroticly and record it

i like squatcobler

by cumsocks September 15, 2023