Diesel Squat

The act of squatting on a penis in the same fashion an individual works his quads/hamstrings at the gym by squatting.

"Damn that's a bad bitch, I bet she diesel squats like a BOSS!"

"How was Sarah last night?" "She was alright dude, she needs work on her diesel squat technique."

by |xXdieselsquatboss_69Xx| November 13, 2011

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Hawaiian squat

When you have to pee at the beach and the water is too cold and there's no bathroom nearby, you dig a hole, squat and pee.

Nancie had 4 beers and needed to pee and the ocean was freezing and she couldn't find a bathroom, so she took a Hawaiian squat.

by Beachboy1 July 1, 2017

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Swamp Squat

To take a shit in a swamp, on occasion resulting in the formation of a swamp monster.

The other day I was nordsploring in a fucking swamp, I felt a load in my ass. The pressure was building, I couldn't hold it in. So I took a swamp squat and I let that shit pass.

by Nordiqbeubs October 1, 2010

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squat-spot

anyplace found that can be sat in be it a chair, couch, or just a railing. as long as you can sit on it its a squat-spot.

"i see a couple squat-spots over there"

"hey you just stole my squat-spot"

by chandler bateman November 29, 2011

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Perfect Squat

A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.

I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.

Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020

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