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Spunkle

Spunkle is a piece of ass hair that can be controlled or indeed, eventually controls its owner. Similar in it’s methodology to venom.
My pal has his Spunkle shaved so it doesn’t take control.
by Mr sloops October 12, 2025
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Spuddle

1. The only meeting that matters in the US Army Logistics universe. The weekly internal synchronization where the baddest, most brilliant logisticians in theater—specifically those operating at the Theater Sustainment Command (TSC) or Expeditionary Sustainment Command (ESC) Support Operations (SPO) level in places like Kuwait—meet to maintain total dominance over the supply chain management, planning, coordinating, synchronizing, and monitoring all operational-level sustainment operations across the entire theater

2. A highly structured gathering of logistical masterminds who operate simultaneously as expert firefighters (putting out existing logistical "fires" with surgical precision), proactive fire marshals (stopping small fires before they rage out of control), and strategic fire prevention specialists (using future-focused planning to prevent "shit shows" across the entire area of responsibility).

3. Etymology: A clever play on the traditional definition of "spuddle" (achieving nothing) by people who actually achieve everything. The name is an ironic title for the most effective meeting of the week: the SPO Huddle, where all planning, execution, and sustainment operations are aligned to ensure the entire force is ready, resourced, and unstoppable.
“Did you catch that new priority movement requirement?”
“Nah, bring it up at the Spuddle. We’ll squash that issue like a bug and go over the fire prevention plan for next quarter.”
by OCP FNG December 8, 2025
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Croatian Spindler

The act of crawling inside a washing machine containing massive amount of fecal matter and bodily fluid. This action if preferably completed with a member of the opposite sex in order to engage in sexual intercourse resulting in pregnancy.
Hey have you heard about what happened in Croatia.

No but I know that half the people there were conceived by a Croatian Spindler
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Rusty spindle

When you aggressively shove your finger your ass while masturbating
Last night I let of some steam while doing a rusty spindle
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French spungle

To shove you foot so high up someones butt it starts to bleed,
A mutation of Spungle
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off da spindle

She deepthroated me last night, and, Jesus!, her head was off the friggin spindle!!!!!!!!
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