Spundle

The less obvious word for sperm. The word was derived when cubert was texting quincys girlfriend on his mobile writing that quincy tried to spunk on him i believe his words were "help quincy just spundled on my foot". Using predictive text the word spundled came up instead of spunked. This word is very useful in odd situations,
Teacher: "What are those silly stains by your genitalia area"
You: "Sorry i accidently spundled".
It's probably the most used word in the english dictionary today.

"Yet again quincy turned up to school with spundlings in his hair".
"Bob ate some beetroot and his spundlings turned red when he wambled the next day".
"Yuck his spundlings tasted like cheese".
"Spundle smells funny".
"Spundle makes babies".

Spundle by JOSAFOOWIS September 28, 2005

spundle slap 

a spundle slap is when you ejaculate into your hand and slap your partner in the face with it.

your partner is giving you a handjob and you ejaculate into your hand and you slap you partner in the face with it.

a spundle slap can be a some what painful sexual move so try it at your own risk...

spundle slap by crazyjewfro6 August 7, 2010

spudlet 

An individual that displays an extraordinary amount of ineptitude. A considerable amount of work is required to render this individual useful. Has spud like qualities but not deserving of Spud status.
Examples include:
- Comes to work without knowing what he/she is doing there.
- Using personal opinions as fact, then challenging these facts without knowledge.

Damo: "If the Earth was round, helicopters could hover in one spot and wait for the destination to arrive"
Robbo: "Congratulations, you just achieved Spudlet status"

spudlet by United_Integration January 24, 2018

Spindleshank 

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).

Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."

Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

Spunkler 

An universal, versatile word (neologism) for everything. Originated from the Sacha Baron Cohen movie 'Bruno' with influence from the German language.

Noun: spunkler (male), spunklerin (female)
Verb: spunkeln, verspunkeln
Adjective: spunkler, spunklig, spunkelbar

If someone fucks something up people might talk about it like this:

Spunkler #1: Hey this f'n spunkler totally verspunkelt it.
Spunkler #2: Yeah, he's such a spunkler.

Famous german saying: Im dunkeln ist gut spunkeln.

Spunkler by Bavarian Spunkler November 25, 2009

Spuddle

To work inefficiently or to work hard and achieve nothing

That Reg sure knows how to spuddle well

Spuddle by The last guy June 14, 2021

spuddlegruncher 

The beginning of a massive headache when one realizes he’s started a sophisticated linguistic debate with an insufferable pedant who refuses to accept that linguistics goes beyond basic grammar the person learned in elementary school.

The guy insisted “anyways” isn’t a word and I realized I was developing a spuddlegruncher.

spuddlegruncher by yo yo g January 13, 2020