Columbia Sportswear

Sportswear is a line clothing consisting of moderately priced, high quality apparel, made for diverse sporting/outdoor activity and casual apparel. It is commonly worn by humble athletes, hard working blue collar workers, and upper middle class people alike.

Me: Woah, these Columbia Sportswear brand jeans own the hell out of those crappy piece of shit Abercrombie and Fitch Pants.
Prep Girl: No way! I spent $200 dollars for these jeans, they must be good!!
Me: Oh, Go suck a fuck, biotch.

by haji June 11, 2006

Cole Sprouse

cole sprouse is a sexy man or figure that takes your breath when away.

Today i saw a cole sprouse and was in total Awe

by markdelly November 26, 2018

ea sports

Evil company that doesn't give a shit about their customers. They make shitty titles and call it a game. Same game every year with a few tweaks and there. EA is a sad excuse for a company and should be destroyed at all cost.

EA Sports it's still the same!

by Sado Kun September 6, 2007

sports guy

The pen name of Bill Simmons, a regular columnist in the Page 2 section of ESPN: the Magazine and also the network's website. Simmons is a die-hard Boston fan of every sport and now feels his life is complete since the Red Sox won a World Series in his lifetime.

You can find the Sports Guy on Page 2., which is probably more like Page 8, but that's how they named the section of the magazine.

by drunkengoat April 11, 2005

SportsCenter

The only show on television that shows highlights of alomost all of the previous day's sporting events. However, any remaining time is spent discussing:

A) The Lakers, especially the Shaq/Kobe/Jackson feud.

B) Barry Bonds.

C) The Yankees/Red Sox rivalry.

After Ron Artest beat up some fan, SportsCenter was Laker-free for about a week, because ESPN kept showing the same replay of the same fight over and over and over.

by Diggity Monkeez December 19, 2004

Sports Noob

One who pretends to know sports, but obviously doesn't. The opposite of a sports snob.

Sports Snob: Dude did you see the Cardinals game last night? Pretty crazy eh?

Sports Noob: Uhh ya...Pujols was on fire.

Sports Snob: Wow. baseball season is over. I was talking about the football game you sports noob!

by alex_bruin November 8, 2009

Sports Authority

The place to go to get athletic bitches. Or step up your swag. Everything is expensive as shit, but if you shop there, you don't give a shit, because you're rich as fuck.

Let's go to Sports Authority, spend $200 on shorts and get head in the changing room. Then take them home and fuck em some more.

by Tittybars January 2, 2012