spread the mayonaise

Jerking it

I spread the mayonaise on you're mom last night

by Slynxyz September 14, 2016

Spread-cunt Formation

Commanding your troops in Age of Empires II to arrange themselves into a spread-like formation, in which enemy troops cannot proceed beyond yours.

"I hate it when Shannon uses the fucking spread-cunt formation!"

by Exedorph December 31, 2016

Spread The Map

Tying a partners hands to the bedpost, and seductively spreading their legs apart, marking your territory with 2 diagonal bites to mimic an X shape. An alternative marking can be used, as long as its X shaped, and can be placed anywhere on the body.

Last night, my girlfriend and I spent an hour looking for ropes, so I could spread the map with her

by KinkyCupcake December 10, 2019

spread em like vegemite

It's an Aussie saying created by two fine blokes that go by the names Antony and Jordan which is a whore call for a girl you like to spread her cheeks open and bend over for daddy

Oi Spread Em Like Vegemite!

by Antony the sick bloke March 5, 2021

Spread Love

Definition 1: (Adj.) Being kind, loving and accepting of others.
Definition 2: (verb) Jizzing all over the place to mark your territory.
Definition 3: (noun) A based individual that doesn't take shit from nobody while still being kind and helpful.

Example 1: That's very spread love of you.
Example 2: I'm going to spread love all over you.
Example 3: Look at that spread lover. What a great person!

by Love69Spreading420 September 3, 2022

spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell

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by 5ze7xr6 July 7, 2021

spread the cheeks

When you have fart and you bend over and spread the cheeks of your ass and fart it makes a long squeky noise.

Warner: i got a fart comeing

Campbell: oi warner spread the cheeks

Warner: okay errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk

by Greg Mathews May 16, 2008