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spooky cock

the reproductive organ of a ghost.
Beware the spooky cock it will rape you as soon and as long as possible coming in contact with a spooky cock would be a very bad idea.
Oh my god that fucking ghost got me with his spooky cock
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Spook Spot

Spook Spot: a spot or stain on the wall caused by the unknown. Likely by poop from a Ghost.
Ashley: Our condo is up for sale and I cleaned everything but I can't seem to get this final spot off the wall. I’ve even tried Mr. Clean Eraser and even that doesn’t work.

Oscar: It looks like a shart stain but it can’t be from me because it’s pretty high up and close to the ceiling. The paint's new, where in the hell did it come from?

Ashley: I can’t clean it and we don’t know where it came from. That’s a “spook spot”.
by chrisSIS October 30, 2011
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spooked

When the gang came into the mall, all of the people were "spooked" from the mean looks on all their faces.
by blackmanofsteel40 April 27, 2006
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Mooker Spooker

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.
Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.
by Axel Scar June 15, 2009
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SPOOKIE

anything scarier than spooky. or used when just trying to be cute.

also used to piss off the spelling nazi's who don't know a damn thing but think they know everything.
It's Spookie to think that this little shit will someday have a vote in this country.
by Bunny September 20, 2004
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Spooky Tooth

Band from the hippie music era that doesn't deserve to be forgotten.

The artists from which have also joined in various other bands such as Humble Pie, Steelers Wheel, Mott the Hoople, and Foreigner

Slightly remnicient of today's "The Darkness".
Girl: "Yeah, I got bored so I started looking through my mom's LPs and found some from a band called Spooky Tooth."

Guy: "Umm okayy..."

Girl: "No, actually, they're pretty good. What'd you do last night?"

Guy: "Listened to some Frank Zappa"

Girl: "Sweet!!"
by bibliophile July 12, 2009
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Spook of the Night

A fart when one is sleeping that is so loud it wakes either you or your partner and at least one of you has NO idea what the hell that was and think their might be someone or something else in the house with you.
Bob: You look tiered Alan.
Alan: Yeh Mrs woke up last night and insited I check the house for burgalers.

Bob: Find any?
Alan: No I knew it was just a Spook of the Night but I wasn't going to tell her that!

Or.

Lilly and dave both wake up in the middle of the night. Dear what was that??? I'm not sure. Go find out then! *smell rises* OH DAVE! ... Wow was that noise me?
by Anna's February 9, 2010
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