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holy split

A bowling exclamation used when someone has created a 7-10 split. It is unfortunate when this happens, and using the expression conveys empathy, as well as how clever you are (if they haven't read this def yet).
Person 1: "Wow, check this shit out! Holy split!"
Person 2: "You already said 'shit' which makes it obvious that you're just trying to be funny this time. And it doesn't make me feel any better."
Person 1: "Aight, I'm going to cry now."
Person 2: "See, I didn't mean it like that..."
by Tez, a man March 20, 2010
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Split Roast

A M/F/M 3 way where you penetrate front and back, and then then the dudes proceed to high five, forming a biological eiffle tower of pleasure.
Me and my brother just split roasted our mom on stage last night.
by aero.lib September 19, 2016
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Clickety Split

To be able to find something very quickly via the internet
I can find out who was in that movie clickety split by using IMDB.
by LaChick November 2, 2011
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Monkey Split

Her monkey split was very tight.
by mrme562 March 3, 2009
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Splitting Lips

This term is used for a guy's night out. Almost like a rally cry. It means either getting into a fight and punching someone in the lip or getting a girl back home and splitting the other kind of lips.
"He's over there splitting lips."

"Yo, Creep is in full lip splitting mode tonight, Watch the F out!"

"Turk's gonna split that chick's lips later."
by Mess104 April 15, 2009
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passion split

A large hole in between the leftovers and right testecle. Often licked and sometimes cut by super sluts.
The boy that I wanted to FUCK has a major passion split, and it looks yummy.
by Boywiththe bongaloid May 12, 2015
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split tail

term used to represent a pussy/vagina/etc
"I'd like to stick it in that split tail."
by dankenstein December 18, 2004
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