ass-splitter

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck in the anus

My brother said he couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked him, 'cause Carlos was haulin' a real ass-splitter.

by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006

phlegm splitter

An iced drink of wine or liquor mixed with flavoring ingredients. Something resembling or suggesting such a drink

Lets go out after work for a phlegm splitter

Would anyone like a phlegm splitter before their meal?

by Bargo May 24, 2006

guacamole splatters

Apperence of green feces after consuming anything with purple or blue food coloring.(i.e. grape drinks)

Man my crap is green, I must have the guacamole splatters.

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

splintersection

A confusing intersection of 5 or more streets, commonly found in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Take the middle left, not the first or third left, at the splintersection of River, Rialto, rt 28, and 30th and 31st street.

by Nick (just Nick) December 2, 2021

Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.

Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.

by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012

Splinter

1. To make someone orgasm

2. For boys make them hard

3. For girls make them wet

Gurrrlllllll I made him splinter only on first base I am that damn fine!

by Kittykatrowr June 12, 2018

Splinter

Splinter is a part of a bigger whole and reminds you it is about the little things in life. It is a true-hearted and open-minded person. A great listener who also keeps an edgy tongue. Don't be misguided by his appearance. Though he's looking sharp on the outside, he is absolutely sweet on the inside and always willing to share his wisdom. You could say he is one of few, and if there was a pocket edition of Splinter you would always want to carry him around.

1. Omg, he's looking sharp, he looks like a Splinter!

2.

Person 1: He is a bit of a hard candy shell, soft nougat center, isn't he?
Person 2: Yeah, that's a Splinter!

by KC78 December 3, 2021