Spewing

“The act of talking too much in long tangents with no truth to a story" refers to a communication style characterized by excessive rambling, and a tendency to deviate from the main point without providing accurate or factual information.

Also may be a synonym to “Yapping”, Individuals who engage in this type of communication may embellish details, exaggerate events, or fabricate entirely fictional accounts, often leading to confusion, disinterest, or frustration among listeners.

Man 1: OH! You’re a Marine? I would have joined the Marines, but when I was talking to my recruiter he said the paperwork would take too long and I was just trying to get a Hellcat.

Man 2: Yeah yeah, stop spewing everyone knows you were scared.

by 0tr_Chucky November 14, 2023

gufwarfle spew

(onomatopoeic) This is when you are sitting at your computer, with a mouthful of a beverage and/or food, and you see something so funny that you reflexively laugh.

Thanks for posting that picture of that fat girl in Walmart falling out of her halter top. Now there is gufwarfle spew all over my monitor.

by liznetu July 30, 2010

Spew Alert

To warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn't read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard...

"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"

"Damn, Dave should have given me a spew alert before mailing me the goatse, I need a new keyboard"

by MedPig November 13, 2007

Spew Goo

When Ryan Butcher from The Boys goes with Victoria Neumanns daughter, he could spew goo on her.

Homelander: Just nobody come back pregnant!
Homelander: Im kidding im kidding..
Homelander: Altough Ryan could Spew Goo

by shiteather2201 June 16, 2024

spew and smoosh

When you chunky spew in the shower and have to smoosh it down the drain.

Bro, I spew and smooshed last night. I had Taco Bell on my way home haha!

by DunnWendt April 18, 2020

dook n' spew

VERB- The morning bathroom trip after a long night of drinking where you will have to grab the garbage can to puke into whilst explosive crapping your taco bell.

TL;DR-puking and shitting at the same time.

Hey Man, How you feeling.

I'm not feeling so well.

You alright?

No, I just had a nasty dook n' spew all over my bathroom.

by MASTER SPEW-DOOKER October 23, 2011

moutian spew

Where you throw up a whole moutian of pruke, most likely after a long nite of drinkin

Hey joe go check out that moutian spew over there that ryan left for you

by pruke man 1000 August 18, 2009