Spaz/Spastic

A unfriendly term to call someone idiotic. The term was derived from spasticity, a muscle problem which involves extreme reflex and weakened muscles.

You're a Spaz/Spastic
You're a Spastic Diplegia sufferer
You're a Retard
That's not cool dude :(

by Rydium July 24, 2010

spaz muffin

a fairly endearing term, meant for someone who says or does something silly, or simply went you want to call someone something without being too harsh. I think i may have heard it used in "friends" by pheobe.

Kathryn has spilt her vodka.
"Jesus Kathryn you're such a spaz muffin"

by moosemily September 13, 2006

spaz out with my vag out

the female equivilant to "rock out with your cock out".

The act of being a whorish, sexual deviant.

Girl #1 to Girl #2: How come you aren't bringing a date to the wedding?

Girl #2: And miss the chance to spaz out with my vag out Meghan?!?! No thanks!

by therealfunbobby July 16, 2009

Spaz Master

Spaz Master: The person responsible for looking after groups of those of the Spazzy persuasion, eg; sunshine bus attendant.

"hey, spazmo, where is your spaz master?"

by V-Fantastic. December 9, 2008

Spaz Pecker

The Pecker or "penis" of a Spaz or "Spastic". Subtly implies that the one whom the term is aimed at may have a deformed fella.

It's your round John. Leave it out you Spaz Pecker, I just got the last one in!

by Dick the sip January 13, 2010

spaz-moz

when you act like your on drugs but your not

aka a little bit special

friend- *crackhead actions *

you- “mate your a right spaz-moz you like”

by baghead dresser April 14, 2022

spaz badge

A disabled parking badge giving disabled drivers or their carers the god given right to park where the hell they bloody well like. Can also be used to ponce free admittance into popular theme parks.......

make sure the spaz badge is out, the bus will have to stop somewhere else

by paolo depanda July 11, 2011