An emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn't bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.
Dude: Oh man, we're going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now
Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!
Dude: Fuck yes
Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!
Dude: Fuck yes
by GolfWang69 October 2, 2016
Get the Emergency Spliffmug. J: Yo look at me blow these Os
A: Man that ain’t shit, I can do the same thing with a Cyber Spliff
J: Lyin ass mf no you cant
A: Man that ain’t shit, I can do the same thing with a Cyber Spliff
J: Lyin ass mf no you cant
by capmetrokilla June 17, 2023
Get the Cyber Spliffmug. by penisandtits558534 July 23, 2016
Get the spliff raftmug. This is an act primarily performed by the inhabitants of England and the distant relatives of the Chav species, This is the act of burning somebody to ashes and afterwards putting them into a spliff
Guy 1: 'Ay wagwan bro, did you hear what happened to SJ?,
Guy 2:'naaa bro'
Guy 1: 'he got put in a spliff'
Guy 2:'naaa bro'
Guy 1: 'he got put in a spliff'
by WaganPffTing February 3, 2020
Get the put in a spliffmug. by some guy March 4, 2005
Get the spliff earlmug. A large Spliff containing At least 14grams of marijuana made by rolling a a4 sheet of card into a cone rolling it in paper and filling the empty cone up. This needs 4 roaches, 2up 2down
by Stanislaus May 30, 2004
Get the Comedy Spliffmug. 