The first total solar eclipse to cross the continental United States coast to coast since 1918. A striking natural phenomenon in its own right, it has been hyped up by NASA and "eclipse glasses" manufacturers as something that cannot be missed, lest those who miss it be incomplete for the rest of their lives. Like other events that are blown out of proportion (I'm looking at you Dana White), money stands to be made by convincing people that they must see this. Hotel rooms in Hopkinsville, Kentucky for example are all but sold out in anticipation for the "event of totality" in which the sun will be completely blocked by the moon for 2 minutes and 40 seconds. Problem is; if there is even light rain occurring that day, people who have traveled thousands of miles to see a "once in a lifetime" event (even though total eclipses happen multiple times per decade) will see nothing. There are thousands of other natural phenomenon that occur regularly such as volcanoes, The Door to Hell, aurora borealis, etc. that one has a guaranteed chance of seeing if they spend their money to get to them. Life will go on as usual after this eclipse, until a̶ ̶b̶o̶x̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ another event comes along that whips the general population into a frenzy.
Person 1: Brah, you driving to South Carolina to see the 2017 Solar Eclipse next week?
Person 2: You is cray cray home skillet. I prefer to maximize my bi-weekly financial gains.
Person 2: You is cray cray home skillet. I prefer to maximize my bi-weekly financial gains.
by HotPcktz July 27, 2017
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The Mailani solar system is an old tale about the most gorgeous woman on earth, the system was named after her and her mesmerizing beauty. An alien once abducted a boy named Tim and Tim showed the alien a picture of Mailani and the alien was in Awe. The next morning (in galactic hours) the alien showed this picture to the universes leader and he decided she was the most beautiful and stunning woman in the universe so he named the most gorgeous solar system he could find after her. And till this day and forever in history she will be the most gorgeous woman to have ever been known in the galaxy.
The Mailani solar system is an old tale about the most gorgeous woman on earth, the system was named after her and her mesmerizing beauty. An alien once abducted a boy named Tim and Tim showed the alien a picture of Mailani and the alien was in Awe. The next morning (in galactic hours) the alien showed this picture to the universes leader and he decided she was the most beautiful and stunning woman in the universe so he named the most gorgeous solar system he could find after her. And till this day and forever in history she will be the most gorgeous woman to have ever been known in the galaxy.
The Mailani solar system is so amazing!!
Have you seen the Mailani solar system?? I heard it’s named after the most gorgeous girl ever !!!!
Have you seen the Mailani solar system?? I heard it’s named after the most gorgeous girl ever !!!!
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A Penguin that is Solar-Powered and just so happens to posess Ninja qualities.
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by Berry April 13, 2005
Get the Solar-Powered Ninja Penguin mug.• "Just catching a glimpse of her solar panels made me warm. In my groin."
• "She spent a lot to get solar panels that huge but they'll definitely pay off for her in the long run."
• "She spent a lot to get solar panels that huge but they'll definitely pay off for her in the long run."
by Photo-A-Day August 25, 2013
Get the Solar panels mug.Any person with this last name is a savage ass Italian. Most of the Soluris evolve around Rome, Italy and United States
His last name is Soluri
by Fast Anal November 16, 2016
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Be glad to rock a party just to prove my skill
J-u-ice is what I'm gaining
With a style so fresh that it's self-explaining
Never bite a rhyme, I don't live that way
But when I get dissed, violators pay
I'm a crowd motivator, MC annihilator
Never front the move cause I'm not a perpetrator
I don't really mind bein criticized
But those who try to make fame on my name - die
Rhymes of all styles, all categories
From fresh freestyles to real fly stories
This jam is dedicated to you and your boys
And if you knew what I knew, then you'd kill that noise
I devastate the crowd while the record spins
So call, competitors have no wins
I laugh at MC's who call me wack
You ordered, and now I'm gonna serve you, Jack
We're respected by all, treated just like kings
How could you have the nerve to say such things?
If you knew at the time what you were saying
You wouldn't be on your knees - praying
You gotta understand I'm not the average MC
At the first sign of trouble grab the mic and flee
Grab the mic, plug in the beat box jacks
Prepare for the battle, then proceed to wax
Takes much time I feel is ample
To deafen an MC, to make an example
This goes for all sucker MC chumps
Who hear my name, and suddenly Kool-Aid pumps
So if you're thinkin 'bout dissin me, better think twice
Cause next time, brother, I won't be so nice
You can come all alone or bring all your boys
But if you knew what I knew, then you'd kill that noise
Be glad to rock a party just to prove my skill
J-u-ice is what I'm gaining
With a style so fresh that it's self-explaining
Never bite a rhyme, I don't live that way
But when I get dissed, violators pay
I'm a crowd motivator, MC annihilator
Never front the move cause I'm not a perpetrator
I don't really mind bein criticized
But those who try to make fame on my name - die
Rhymes of all styles, all categories
From fresh freestyles to real fly stories
This jam is dedicated to you and your boys
And if you knew what I knew, then you'd kill that noise
I devastate the crowd while the record spins
So call, competitors have no wins
I laugh at MC's who call me wack
You ordered, and now I'm gonna serve you, Jack
We're respected by all, treated just like kings
How could you have the nerve to say such things?
If you knew at the time what you were saying
You wouldn't be on your knees - praying
You gotta understand I'm not the average MC
At the first sign of trouble grab the mic and flee
Grab the mic, plug in the beat box jacks
Prepare for the battle, then proceed to wax
Takes much time I feel is ample
To deafen an MC, to make an example
This goes for all sucker MC chumps
Who hear my name, and suddenly Kool-Aid pumps
So if you're thinkin 'bout dissin me, better think twice
Cause next time, brother, I won't be so nice
You can come all alone or bring all your boys
But if you knew what I knew, then you'd kill that noise
by Mephistopheleos December 26, 2020
Get the Solararity mug.Solar Wrld a collective ran by ''Caprice The New Youngling'' a former member of the collective "Ug Planet'' but had betrayed the collective to start her own. Over a short period of time, the two collectives have formed a certain ''beef'' that was started by Caprice because niggas was keeping it real and her ass got cooked AF so she sends her simp ass fans and hoes to attack the Ug Planet collective but fails. And in return she disables the solar wrld Instagram account because she was so embarrassed by her failure and took the biggest L of the century to come. She still till this day choses to sneak-diss Ugp and send her little simp-minions to spread hate and negativity. Ug Planet seems to be unbothered by the situation and chooses not to speak word on it at this moment, you gotta respect them niggas for that indeed. So OVERALL ''SolarWrld'' is a terrible, disgusting, uncalled for, idiotic, clout-chasing, trouble-making, hateful, negative, racist, blasphemous, god forsaken, cringy, unreliable, dick sucking, whore stentch, soundcloud rapping, highschool droupout, meth head, expialidocious and overall disingenuous rap and hip-hop collective and any members that partake in the group should highly consider leaving.
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