The Sasta King

Sasta: Poor quality joke.

The Sasta King : The King of Sastas.

def: a person who cracks the dumbest jokes one cant possibly think of. They can range from being very pathetic, pathetic, ok-ok types, or good or even hilarious!

Sahil: What did the apple say when the fat man was about to eat it?
Everyone: ermm... :S
Sahil: Nothing, apples can't speak!!!
Everyone: UGHHHHHHHH! All hail His Royal Highness The Sasta King ...Sahil !

by Top Secret ! October 6, 2007

shasted

When one gets shit face wasted

I was so fuckin shasted last night I broke into a fat girls house and looked at her in the shower!

by Davrial Thomas August 29, 2006

Shasta

The act of hosing your seed for on, in or around,

Ahhhh shit nigga, my bitch might be pregnant, I shastaed in her last night

by CrackRocket December 29, 2018

shasta mctasta

Very cool. Hip or ausome.

When I saw the man do a 1080 on his snowboard, I said, "Shasta Mctasta!!"

by TEJA March 4, 2005

Shasta

Term used to describe a straight girl who occasionally chooses to take on the appearance of a lesbian.

Did you see Sara this weekend? She was totally shasta.

by More Jacksoner March 22, 2011

Seast of a Bun

An alteration to the popular euphemism: Son of a Beast and Bun of a Seast.

"I wake up every morning and realize what a Seast of a Bun day it is going to be."

by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003

Fister saster caster unit

An imaginary (yet vital) loose part hanging from underneath an unsuspecting motorist's car. Alerting unsuspecting motorists about said item is of supreme importance. Mission accomplished when unsuspecting motorist pulls over and gets out to see whats wrong with his car.

Driver 1: (while pointing at undercarriage) "Hey Sir, your Fister saster caster unit is out"
Driver 2: "What"?
Driver 1: "Your fister saster, the caster unit, it's out" (still pointing)
Driver 2: "oh really?!? oh, um ok" (pulls into rite-aid parking lot)
Driver 1 then laughs laughs laughs all the way to work.

by Mergeman September 30, 2008