snargleflarp

to be a boss.beast mode. a childs name

that kids so snargleflarp

by jeremy craig June 18, 2011

snarfologist

Seat sniffing: A banal, but deeply seated appeal.

Person #1: Is that guy sniffing those seats?
Person #2: Yep. What a loser snarfologist.

by nolongerhuman November 16, 2011

Snargleflop

A particularly nasty case of inability to 'get it up'

I have a nasty case of snargleflop but that's okay, I'll just take a whole jar of viagra!

by Snuffleupagus the elephant June 29, 2013

snargler

A snargler is a nose booger (mucus snot), usually resulting from swimming. There are pool snarglers (smaller) and the much larger sea snarglers that result from swimming in the ocean.

After I went swimming in the ocean my nose was plugged with snarglers.

by paulbinmiami October 19, 2013

snarglenuffer

When one male creates a club involving three or more males with the express purpose of showing each other their dicks on a regular basis. This will occationally escalate into sword fighting.

Arin: Do you want to be a part of The D-Club?
Danny: No way dude, I don't want to be in your snarglenuffer!

by MrTheGuyManDude May 10, 2014

snartoming

Sneezing, farting & coming at the same time

My friends and I were shocked to find that the new girl's signature sex move was actually snartoming.
Past tense: Snartomed, future tense: snartome

by Dr. Phallic February 1, 2015

Snarge

A total jerk; someone no one likes.

"The guy rashes on EVERYONE. I mean, he's just a total, total {snarge}.

by The Knuckle May 17, 2016