Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.
If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.
If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.
by Ella B February 10, 2009
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Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!
Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!
Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!
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when a guy eats out a girl in the 69 position after a guy has ejaculated in the womans butthole or vagina
Gale was slurping some chick in Spain when he realized his friend had ejaculated inside her the night before
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Get the smuggling diamonds mug.The act of snorting bath salts for their psychedelic effects.
Etymology:
The psychedelic effect sometimes distorts visual perceptions, including color and size. This can cause the people around you to seem blue and tiny.
Etymology:
The psychedelic effect sometimes distorts visual perceptions, including color and size. This can cause the people around you to seem blue and tiny.
#1 Did you hear that that cannibal wasn't even smurfing? That fool was only high on pot, and he chewed on that motherfucker's face.
#2 I'm never smurfing again. I was tripping so hard last night I lost my shit. Plus, those salts fucked up my nose. I was blowing blood out of my nose all night long.
#2 I'm never smurfing again. I was tripping so hard last night I lost my shit. Plus, those salts fucked up my nose. I was blowing blood out of my nose all night long.
by F. Baggins III July 7, 2012
Get the Smurfing mug.Have a woman generate a large amount of saliva and spit it on your balls. Then have her suck up or “slurp” all of the spit.
To be a true pod slurp, she has to make some nice slurping sounds as she is sucking the spit off of your balls.
To be a true pod slurp, she has to make some nice slurping sounds as she is sucking the spit off of your balls.
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