Smugglers den is an act of sexual deviance wherein a man inserts his testicles into the anus of his female partner.
Most often when the balls are removed the exclamation "BOOYAH!" will be yelled.
Most often when the balls are removed the exclamation "BOOYAH!" will be yelled.
-That chick is so freaky, she's down with the Smuggler's Den!
-Have you ever tried the Smuggler's Den? No, I don't think I could fit my balls in her ass.
-Have you ever tried the Smuggler's Den? No, I don't think I could fit my balls in her ass.
by bob123 November 24, 2006
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by Mongo jerk squirt November 6, 2020
Get the smugga mug.Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.
"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."
Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -
"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."
Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -
"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."
by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006
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My girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won't put out. I had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.
by Clamitia Jones January 24, 2009
Get the Smuggle my Cuban mug.A combination of the words smug and pregnant. Basically pregnant women give off the stereotype that they are smug. Going off preaching their pregnancy manifesto. But seriously, they need to quit quit praising themselves for doing something a trillion women before them have done...one that's basically just a biological reaction to begin with. Then they rant on and on about how, "You just wouldn't understand..." because they are superior for having sex....I mean, c'mon! Have a little perspective!
by sjpwhipserer October 18, 2012
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The look of someone who can't believe it's remotely possibly they could ever be wrong (and can't understand why anyone is challenging them). It is a look generally worn when the wearer is entirely wrong but - due to arrogance, ignorance or disdain - refuses to admit it.
A smugstonished look is often worn by MPs and other public figures when questioned by the electorate or the media, by professionals in all industries when talking to people they perceive as 'less qualified' and by the kind of people who can't shut up during otherwise friendly pub conversation.
The look of someone who can't believe it's remotely possibly they could ever be wrong (and can't understand why anyone is challenging them). It is a look generally worn when the wearer is entirely wrong but - due to arrogance, ignorance or disdain - refuses to admit it.
A smugstonished look is often worn by MPs and other public figures when questioned by the electorate or the media, by professionals in all industries when talking to people they perceive as 'less qualified' and by the kind of people who can't shut up during otherwise friendly pub conversation.
The MP look smugstonished as he responded to questions from the electorate that he'd later describe as 'moronic'.
Gordon, the Account Director, took on a smugstonished look as he impatiently - and as it happened completely incorrectly - explained the difference between CPM and CTR to the client.
Gordon, the Account Director, took on a smugstonished look as he impatiently - and as it happened completely incorrectly - explained the difference between CPM and CTR to the client.
by molvik May 29, 2017
Get the Smugstonished mug.the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak
jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard
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