workplace shift-shifter

An employee who is a master at flexing days and shifts to the point that nobody working with them really knows when the person is going to be at work.

I can’t possibly tell you when that workplace shift-shifter will be back into work!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019

Shift

another word for snogging, scoring, meeting, kissing with tongues. The girl puts her hands around the lad's neck and the lad puts in his hand on her ass and massages it. They start to kiss and put there tongues in each others mouth and start moving it around. sometimes the lad might bight the girls lip or give her a hickey. Shifting is sometimes done against the wall so the lad can hump the girls. Mostly common with teenagers.

He whispered in my ear 'fancy a shift?'...and before i knew it he had his hand on my ass and his tongue in my mouth. He was swirling it around in my mouth. Our tongues were colliding. He started to gently nibble on my lip. He brought me over to the wall and pinned me to it, his tongue still frantic in my mouth and his hands massaging and squeezing my ass. He began to hump me, still shifting. It lasted for 40 minutes when I had to pull out because the disco was over and everyone was gone. Before he left he said softly in my ear 'nicee shifting...pleasure working with you...i'll text you' and he left with a wink!

by pógmothóin August 30, 2013

Shifteh

shifteh means passionately in love..she is what every man desires..she loves choclate chip muffins, persian boys, dancing, and sheila. she is a fragile rose...she drives a corrolla..she hates java chip city..she is SMART duh , she's persian..she is artistic and sees passion through her eyes..she captures the deeper meaning and inner beauty of a person...i love her.

I wish I could be just like Shifteh.

by persian twins December 8, 2009

blew a shift

when you get carried away while having sex and you pull out to far and slam it into the woman's (or man's if that's your deal) ass, side of the pussy or side of the leg..

o shit..I was fucking my woman last night and blew a shift..now I can fuck around corners..

by Dave Ackmed September 17, 2006

shiftlexia

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.

Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"

by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez January 14, 2008

sift flour

sift flour

(verb)-said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant

Sequels to great Hollywood classics are not as juicy because, more often than not, they sift flour.

by Sexydimma August 27, 2013

Sift

To put flour through a sieve in order to separate the fine from the coarse particles.

Now we sift the flour,and mix it with the warm water,mixed with salt,sugar,olive oil, and knead it until it becomes a dough.

by BlackPohatu October 23, 2016