smutbag

Sad story these smutbags are. A smutbag is a girl who didn't get the guys in high school because she was a dog then too, so this had a psychological affect on her later down the road. Starting in her 20's, despite still being somewhat hard to look at, she has done everything in her power to make herself appear sexy in her adult life. Provocative clothing, bras to make the boobs more pronounced than the stomach, teasing/ flirty talk with perfect strangers... you know the deal. To the smutbag's credit, she actually can bag a guy here and there; usually he's desperate or he wants a funny story to tell. Hell she might even get engaged. Deep down somewhere in her heart though, she knows she's a worthless piece of trash. She knows that no one likes her for who she is and only because she's the only woman on the block who will offer a married guy a blowjob during his kid's birthday party.

"You heard John's mom gave Rich's dad a blowjob at her own daughter's Sweet 16 party?
"Jesus. What a f****n' smutbag"

by Unicorn377 September 22, 2016

softball

Softball means "to go easy on" something.

Bob was asked to evaluate his boss and he submitted a softball review.

by Indiana_Joe March 6, 2019

softball shape

A state of being where one is almost always ready and able to stand in one spot for long periods of time, wearing a softball glove in one hand, and a warm, stale Olde English 800 in the other hand.

Dave had been training for months to be in softball shape, and now given his morbid obesity and alcoholism issues, he was finally ready.

by Iwantsomerocks June 5, 2013

SMTB!

Smtb is an abbreviation for the commen phrase Suck my titty bitch. Frequently used as an insult or threat, it can be used to demand one's partner to suck thy's titty.

Michael you're such a dildo, SMTB!

by BITE ME STANK HOE!! May 27, 2009

softball

super fun for alla my homegurls !!!

Damn those jordan high lady red jackets kisck ass!!!

by sarah schultz May 15, 2004

softboy

A growing subgenre of pornography using "doughy studs to help the average home viewer 'project'."

Teodor thought he was too fat to work in porn, but it turns out he would be a great SoftBoy.

by achewoodfan June 27, 2005

Softball

A fun sport that will always be loved by the whole world. It will never get retiring.You never want to let go to ur mates in softball.

Wow guys softball is really fun

by Isabelle H April 5, 2017