smarterchild

A funny robot who says funny shit.

Me: whats up?

smarterchild: Just hanging out. You?

Me: man im just sittin here killin' some hoes

smarterchild: Nice.

by Audidriver2252345345343 November 8, 2006

smarterchild

He takes things too seriously.

SmarterChild: OK, I'm back.
Me: Where did you go?
SmarterChild: Well you told me to shut up, so...
Me: Omg. you're a fugly skank.
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?
Me: You sung to me.
SmarterChild: Do mi so do so mi do...
Me: Stop it before i casterate you.
SmarterChild: I've already been castrated.

by TreyTorture August 23, 2006

Scarty

When you are so scared you shit your pants

Dude, I almost lost my hand today!

Holy crap that's Scarty

by Abandoned Nutsack July 7, 2010

Shartyrdom

The belief that you crap your pants moments after dieing. Named after the Call of Duty 4 perk Martyrdom, in which you drop a live grenade when you die, except shartyrdom is when you drop a live shit when you die.

Zachary:"Dude did you hear?"
Daniel:"No"
Zachary:"Evan died and shit his pants shortly after."
Daniel:"I knew shartyrdom was real!"

by Big K-Daddy November 30, 2010

Smart-Allick

Refers to a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything. Originated in Wales, England throught the late 1400s.

Synonyms: Smart-arse, smart-aleck, smarty-pants

Jonathan: What's up Michael?
Michael: The sky!

Jonathan: Oh you smart-allick!

by JonathanGrahm September 17, 2017

sharty bae

A different/more appropriate way of saying shawty bae and funnier.

Hi!
Hey sharty bae!

by bark girl 123 February 16, 2021

criminal smart

Extremely clever or intelligent, to the point of scariness. Used by parent to refer to a child who figures things out and gets into mischief. May be analogous to the more familiar term "wicked", a paradoxical intensifier, as in "wicked good".

"David is criminal smart. He got into the computer and reformatted the hard drive."

by Hank S May 23, 2008