This SMASHole added a $75 custom carrying case to their cart to avoid paying $7 in shipping. They were buying a wallet!!!
It’s SMASHole Math to spend more to avoid shipping fees.
It’s SMASHole Math to spend more to avoid shipping fees.
by Admitted SMASHole November 7, 2024
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The overwhelming feeling of despair and frustration experienced by teenage girls when their parents confiscate their smartphones after losing arguments, especially when they still need to communicate with their boyfriends.
After my parents took my phone away for arguing about my grades, I was hit with major "smartphone sorrow" because I couldn't even text my boyfriend to vent!
by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025
Get the smartphone sorrow mug.The AAA video game that you carry around with you all the time, purchased for a hefty price tag, even though you don't akcually have that much time to play it.
I know I spent a fortune on this new smartphone, but with all my work commitments, I barely get to enjoy my favorite AAA titles on it.
by Emotional Cruiser August 12, 2025
Get the smartphone mug.This slang term refers to the increase of screen time caused by owning a new smartphone. This phenomenon is mainly caused by a) long-term screen time increase caused by longer battery life, b) short-term screen time increase caused by making initial setting on the new smartphone, where the screen time is to return to normal durations once the smartphone has been on your hand for a while, c) having not installed AppBlock (a mobile similar to the Chrome extension to block websites) on the new smartphone, even though having had one on the last previously owned smartphone.
Ever since I got my new phone, I’ve been experiencing a serious smartphone surge—I can't stop scrolling, and my screen time is through the roof!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
Get the smartphone surge mug.The phenomenon where smartphone is the integral part of the daily lives of young people aged 10~24 years even though they're not necessarily fully educated on using smartphone responsibly, hence making them especially prone to the negative effects of excessive screen time on smartphones
With smartphone ubiquity among teens, it’s wild to see kids glued to their screens all day, even if they don’t really know how to use them wisely.
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
Get the smartphone ubiquity mug.People who do no longer have any hobby other than picking up smartphone for doomscrolling, hence they tie their self-worth to the maximum amount of screen time they can get from their parents
Ever since he got his new phone, Jake has turned into a total smartphone addict—he spends all his free time doomscrolling and has completely abandoned his hobbies, all while bragging about how much screen time he racks up!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
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