a readers worst nightmare.
not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP
person 1: uhm..... okay.
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP
person 1: uhm..... okay.
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An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.
(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.
An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.
(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.
1. “Wow, I just slept all the way from Bangkok to London in coach.”
“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”
2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”
“Thanks for that slumberbrag, Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”
2. “I was feeling pretty good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”
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