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Despite what others say... Southington is a wonderful place to live we do have a slight drug problem but we're working on it, our police are very nice people. Our town may have some "wigga's" but at least we're not a ghetto where you can get shot for looking at someone. Our schools are very nice as i happen to attend one. We also have a great view of the sunset and we have the WORLDS FIRST amusement park Lake Compounce, and two haunted houses. We also gave away ESPN because we didnt think it would become big.
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by derek360 May 14, 2011
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Sliching

Sliching is the female counterpart of male masturbation, it's called that because females finger and rub the vagina rather than stroke it like a man would do to his penis and the sound given to the rubbing and fingering sound like 'slich' which is another side of how it got its name.
Dear Diary, I was sliching last night, I don't know what got into me but it was so right but felt so bad!
by Amahre August 25, 2010
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Slonching

The perfect word to describe when someone is chewing obnoxiously with their mouth open.
Stop slonching at the dinner table
by Caninmirror January 10, 2019
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SLOOSHING TIME

a phrase said by a certain man whenever he does something, it doesn't have to be specific, you'll know its slooshing time when its slooshing time.
guy: holy shit look at what slooshi's doing!!

slooshi: "ITS SLOOSHING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Sl00shi October 4, 2023
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Bum Slushing

The art of convincing bums, children or the elderly to move towards the curb/puddle/slush where they are summarily drenched by your passing car.
Steve: Hey Bob, do you want to go Bum Slushing tonight? The weatherman is calling for snowpocalypse!

Bob: How does that work again?

Steve: First we hit the bank and get a few rolls of pennies, then we make a pass down State and Madison throwing pennies all over the place, circle around....

Bob: Steve, you are going to hell.
by customfish February 9, 2010
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Lapsang the Souchong

(verb), comes from a type of tea, also called Lapsang, a variety of Souchong China tea with a smoky flavour. Where our ancestors enjoyed the flavour, in modern usage, "to Lapsang the Souchong" means when your girlfriend takes a swig of lapsang tea, and then takes you in her warmed up mouth, with the tea still in there, and gives you a juicy blow job. one of the most pleaurable experiences my ex ever gave me, before i dumped her sorry ass.
"dude, me and jessica were getting horny last night, and she turned on the magic - she lapsanged my souchong until i came all over her face!"

"i really love it when my girlfriend asks me if she can Lapsang the Souchong!!"
by TCGC August 28, 2008
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Southing

Going absolutely crazy, racist, sexist, and/or cultist. Derivided from the characteristics of those in the American South.
"Dude, man he got to Year 10 and then he just started bloody southing! He's been a barstard ever since!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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